Posted on Saturday, November 4, 2006 by jen@barflymag.com

My fake MySpace boyfriends just can't get enough of me. But, really, who can? Let's just put one big [SIC] here, to cover all of the following, which is copied verbatim, in its original format. From: steve Date: Nov 4 2006 2:56 PM Subject: can we have some conversation Hello dear, how are u doing 2day i hope gr8t,i must introduce myself, my name is steve roy,40 years male from missouri. i searched ur profile, read and was amazed with the content of ur words and i would love the both of us to get acquainted and more personal and look what happens from there coz i would love to settle down once am tru with my contract. Am a artist ,the nature of my job moves me around the globe and right now am presently in africa,cos i need to get some of the african atire and craft inother to help me inprove on my careerI would be spending less or more than 3 weeks and i hope i end it nice. I love to swim, read, watch movies, dance, hiking camping, go on skate and so on. l love caring all time and take good care of my woman as expected of me. Am divorced and looking for the right woman to spend my life with and get settled down with when am thru with my search on the art thing , am athleth in figure ,5.10tall. Am an irish, mum from USA and dad from FRANCE, but grew a little in London before we moved back to the states and stayed awhile in NEW HAMSPHIRE, CONCORD, where i lost my TWINS BROTHER in a car accident a long time ago. I love to be with a WOman who is caring, trust worthy, understanding, gentle and most of all God fearing and i do hope u possess such qualities. I would love to hear more from u. Hope to hear from u real soon and hope we get acquainted soon hate lies and i love truth and understanding. AND YOU CAN ALSO IM ME ON YAHOO MESSENGER HERE IS MY ID...... xxxxxxxx@yahoo.com From: CHRIS JONES Date: Oct 19, 2006 8:29 PM Subject: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I am really interested in learning about; the thoughts, feelings, experiences, fantasies, and anything that my special friend would like to share with me. My heart, my soul is all here for him even if it has to be in an email. I believe I am a true blessing To any woman that deserves one, I will keep her happy and cheer her up when he is sad, comfort her, listen to her and be there for her at all times, I will keep her warm on cold nights. I enjoy Motorcycle rides in the moon light, Candle light dinners and fast cars.Add me now so that we can get started xxxxxxx@yahoo.com From: Peterson Date: Oct 21, 2006 6:54 PM Subject: Hello pretty Hello Dear I am Peterson Brown..I am a single man..i dont hv kids and i am not married...I am a eassygoing,honest,loving,caring and trustworthy man...I love singing,writing poems,skating and writing love stories..I am into construction..i build bridges and contruct road...I live in Victoria Va.I am here to look for someone to start a serious relationship with When i saw ur picture...I was so aroused...I wonder when last i saw someone as pretty as that in my life..Your eyes shows like the brigthest star i hv ever lived to see...You are the best of all women...Godd...I wonder if there is anyone on this earth as pretty as u are babe...And ur profile makes me stare more and more at ur profile like i hv never done to anyone...I think my prayer has been answered to be the first person i met on myspace and messaged since i joined yesterday... I am presently in west africa contructing a bridge and wouldnt be back untill i finish the work which wont take more than some weeks...I would be glad if u can just come into yahoo and lets talk 2 get to know each other better..I am timbersnake101 over on the yahoo...i hope to hear from you soon babe.....I will be glad to get a message from you •••• Now, don't go getting all jealous on me! You, too, may stalk me on MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/barflymag.