Instead of posting on the internet about injustice and why you shouldn't buy stuff all the time, why don't you come challenge some of us salt of the earth types to some kick ass trivia at La Merde tonight. Shanrock is hosting, it's free to play, and you have the an opportunity to sit in the same room with such legendary players as myself and my team "The FuckFacers".

You might know Shanrock from today's article in the Ore-dang-gonian about how there are all these whiny Trivia purists everywhere. Or something like that, I didn't read the article, because that's your job.

If you do choose to say hello to me or my teammates, here are a few guidelines to follow: You may not look me directly in the eye
You must have freshly washed hands and recently used a toothbrush
If you keep your head bowed and kneel, you may verbally engage me.
You are encouraged to offer gifts of livestock, precious jewels, or other treasures as a token of goodwill prior to approaching.