Facial Hair Appreciation Night w Jedediah at Tonic with DJ Meow!

Don't just watch Portlandia - be Portlandia! Join Jedediah “Diamond” Aaker, (aka the dude with the red, white, and blue, thong and the beard), and company, at Tonic, for his all-new Facial Hair Appreciation Night (a.k.a. Short-Shorts Night in winter mode), every Monday night!

If you like prison pussy, FHAN is the party for you! Jedediah's a veritable silverback amongst the Portland beard-o troop - your facial hair will be in good company, here. Ladies, don't think this is a men's night - we'll be celebrating the beard in your pants, too.

And when we say, 'celebrating,' we mean you get 1/2 price drinks if you have facial hair and/or a beard down there!

This Monday, February 6th, none other than Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame will be deejaying for your dancing pleasure. Who's getting laid? YOU ARE.

As if you didn't already know, DJ Meow plays an infectious mix of all things awesome - everything from show-tunes to hip hop. It's weird, it's eclectic, it will make you dance. Yes, even you.

Facial Hair Appreciation Night is hosted with the mosted by Jedediah “Diamond” Aaker, and features a different deejay every week. On Monday, February 6th, FHAN. will be deejayed by Miss Jen Lane of BarFly Fame, a.k.a. DJ Meee-owww!

Cuckoo crazypants contests, with cool as ice prizes (tattoos! dildos! BarFly Bus tickets!), are a hallmark of Jedediah's par-tays, so come on down and be in it, to win it!

It's free, there are boffo drink specials, and it's just about the most fun you can have with your prison pussy, especially on a Monday night.

Comb 'em out, and hitch a ride - Facial Hair Appreciation Night takes off at about 10pm, and rolls till close (usually 2:30am!).

You'll find Tonic at 3100 NE Sandy Boulevard, conveniently, right across the street from Fantasy Video.

Meowza!

Exclusively 21+, of course.

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