Facial Hair Appreciation Night w Jedediah at Tonic with DJ Meow!

Don't just watch Portlandia - be Portlandia! Join Jedediah “Diamond” Aaker, (aka the dude with the red, white, and blue, thong and the beard), and company, at Tonic, for his all-new Facial Hair Appreciation Night (a.k.a. Short-Shorts Night in winter mode), every Monday night!

If you like prison pussy, FHAN is the party for you! Jedediah's a veritable silverback amongst the Portland beard-o troop - your facial hair will be in good company, here. Ladies, don't think this is a men's night - we'll be celebrating the beard in your pants, too.

And when we say, 'celebrating,' we mean you get 1/2 price drinks if you have facial hair and/or a beard down there!

This Monday, February 6th, none other than Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame will be deejaying for your dancing pleasure. Who's getting laid? YOU ARE.

As if you didn't already know, DJ Meow plays an infectious mix of all things awesome - everything from show-tunes to hip hop. It's weird, it's eclectic, it will make you dance. Yes, even you.

Facial Hair Appreciation Night is hosted with the mosted by Jedediah “Diamond” Aaker, and features a different deejay every week. On Monday, February 6th, FHAN. will be deejayed by Miss Jen Lane of BarFly Fame, a.k.a. DJ Meee-owww!

Cuckoo crazypants contests, with cool as ice prizes (tattoos! dildos! BarFly Bus tickets!), are a hallmark of Jedediah's par-tays, so come on down and be in it, to win it!

It's free, there are boffo drink specials, and it's just about the most fun you can have with your prison pussy, especially on a Monday night.

Comb 'em out, and hitch a ride - Facial Hair Appreciation Night takes off at about 10pm, and rolls till close (usually 2:30am!).

You'll find Tonic at 3100 NE Sandy Boulevard, conveniently, right across the street from Fantasy Video.

Meowza!

Exclusively 21+, of course.

T.G.I.BarFly! BarFly's happy hour party pops up at The Matador with DJ HazMatt (aka Statutory Ray))

T.G.I.BarFly is BarFly's Friday pop-up happy hour party, rocking and rolling into a new bar, every week.

On Friday, February 10th, T.G.I.BarFly pops up at The Matador (1967 West Burnside). It'll be a happy hour dance party, in full effect, with special guest deejay, DJ HazMatt a.k.a. Statutory Ray of Exotic Mag's infamous "View from the DJ Booth"!

Since DJ HazMatt's alter-ego won the 2011 BarFly Award for "Most Good Writer," here's a blurb from the man himself:

Although a man of many words, Statutory Ray aka "DJ HazMatt" (Exotic Magazine, BarFly, 1HRx Records, etc) occasionally shuts up long enough to lay down DJ sets for live, studio and broadcast crowds. Having performed over a decade of events ranging from dance clubs to strip joints, and weddings to wakes, DJ HazMatt possesses a diverse, crowd-oriented style. Swing by The Matador for TGIBarfly this Friday, February 10th, 5pm-8pm, for a variety of live mixes, unique mash-ups and random songs from way back when, all provided by DJ HazMatt.

Even if you don't have a lot of twinkle in your toes, you'll enjoy the free eats - The Matador always puts on a fine spread (and there'll be happy hour drink prices, too, throughout the festivities).

Here's DJ HazMatt doing his best to look like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.


What is T.G.I.BarFly? Every Friday, T.G.I.BarFly will bring the party to a different bar, with fabulous deejays, occasional live bands, appearances by Babe Force BarFly, silly contests, raffles, prizes galore, free appetizers, and happy hour deals and steals galore. Get your weekend off and running at T.G.I.BarFly!

Be all the BarFly you can be - BE THERE!

T.G.I.BarFly

Friday, February 10th, 2012
5pm-8pm
The Matador  (1967 West Burnside),

Free appetizers, cheap drinks!

Exclusively 21+, of course.

Happy hour drink prices will prevail, from 5pm-8pm.

Enjoy!

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Love Stinks, Let's Drink! Anti-Valentine's Day Bus

LOVE STINKS, LET'S DRINK ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY CRUISE
Saturday, February 11th, 2012
7pm-1am
$20 apiece or $175 for a group of ten
Pay no cover charges, enjoy drink specials and complimentary hors d'oeuvres, too!

PLEASE NOTE: AS OF 1/26/12, WE ARE HAVING MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH OUR CREDIT CARD PROCESSOR (PAYPAL - GO FIGURE!). IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US ON THIS TOUR, PLEASE EMAIL INFO AT BARFLYBUS.COM AND WE WILL RESERVE YOUR SEATS. YOU'LL NEED TO PAY WITH CASH FOR YOUR TICKETS AT THE TOP-SECRET PICK-UP SPOT.

Swingin' single on V.D.? Congratulations! Celebrate with a BarFly Bus chockful of comrades in arms.

You know what they say - if you can't get laid on the BarFly Bus, you're probably dead. So, this V.D. grab your best wingman or woman, and go bagging and tagging with BarFly.

We'll do a little dancing, a little karaoke, and a whole lot of partying, up, down, and all around P-town.

Get your tickets today at barflybus.com - only $20 each or 10/$175. Pay no covers, get drink specials, and complimentary appetizers, too.

Buy tickets here for the Love Stinks, Let's Drink! Anti-Valentine's Cruise, Saturday, February 11th, 2012! Select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Buy a 10-pack of tickets, and save $25 bucks! Click here to purchase a Love Stinks ten-pack for $175.

Please visit our main BarFly Bus website, barflybus.com, for the full poop on the BarFly Bus, info about our private charter party service, and to comment on your BarF Bus experience.

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Party Gras! Saturday night Mardi Gras BarFly Bus Tour

PARTY GRAS! (MARDI GRAS SATURDAY)
Saturday, February 18th, 2012
7pm-1am
$25 apiece/groups of ten $200 MARDI GRAS PARAPHERNALIA INCLUDED!
Pay no cover charges, enjoy drink specials and complimentary hors d'oeuvres, too!
NOTE: Strip bars will be included in this tour.

PLEASE NOTE: AS OF 1/26/12, WE ARE HAVING MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH OUR CREDIT CARD PROCESSOR (PAYPAL - GO FIGURE!). IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US ON THIS TOUR, PLEASE EMAIL INFO AT BARFLYBUS.COM AND WE WILL RESERVE YOUR SEATS. YOU'LL NEED TO PAY WITH CASH FOR YOUR TICKETS AT THE TOP-SECRET PICK-UP SPOT.

Just because you have to work on Fat Tuesday doesn't mean you can let the good times roll on the BarFly Bus, on Mardi Gras Saturday - Saturday, February 18th!

We'll have plenty of beads, masks, and all that Mardi Crap for your flashing pleasure. Just be sure to B.Y.O.Boobs and/or Balls - you'll need 'em!

We'll hit a mix of strip clubs, dance parties, and debauched dives on this one - best get your tickets early, before they sell out.

Use the link, below, for regular price tickets. For discount ten-packs, please see below, below.

Are you popular? Pick up a discount ten-pack for you and your party pals for $200, and save $50! Only a limited number of discount ten-ticket packs are available, so buy now and save.

  Please visit our main BarFly Bus website, barflybus.com, for the full poop on the BarFly Bus, info about our private charter party service, and to comment on your BarF Bus experience.

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Hey, SINners: Bars save $100 on private employee party BarFly Bus Tours booked in January & February

PLEASE NOTE: AS OF 1/26/12, WE ARE HAVING MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH OUR CREDIT CARD PROCESSOR (PAYPAL - GO FIGURE!). IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US ON THIS TOUR, PLEASE EMAIL INFO AT BARFLYBUS.COM AND WE WILL RESERVE YOUR SEATS. YOU'LL NEED TO PAY WITH CASH FOR YOUR TICKETS AT THE TOP-SECRET PICK-UP SPOT.

SERVICE INDUSTRY SPECIAL! $100 off for bars and bar staff parties in January & February! Book now to get the date you want - email info [at] barflybus.com to make your reservation and get the special rate, or book your party, today, right here, right now! You don't have to do your private BarFly Bus charter in January or February, you just have to book it in January or February!

Have you slaved in the trenches when the BarFly Bus comes around? Ever wonder what it's like "on the other side?" Now's your chance to find out how much fun the BarFly Bus is when you're not the one working it! Book your bar's employee party today, and take your crew out for a wild night on the town.

Private parties on the BarFly Bus are fun, affordable, and include full party planning services. When you book the BarFly Bus, you'll get special deals, drink discounts, complimentary appetizers, waived cover charges, and full party planning services, including an extra-fun BarFly Bus host with most to wrangle your crowd and keep your party going strong!

Best of all, a six-hour private party charter for up to 55 of your closest friends is now only $599, for bar employee parties booked in January and February! Book today!

Please note, if you are not a "known entity" as far as BarFly is concerned (that is, BarFly's close, personal friend bar, club, restaurant, or tavern, owner, manager, or worker), you will be required to prove your employment, ownership, or enslavement to your bar, in order to get this specially discounted rate.
 

Book in January or February, but pick any date of the year:	FridaySaturdaySundayMondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayI don't yet know my day.
My date of choice is (MM/DD/YY):

Please note, the following FAQ refers to our regular price of $699. The special Service Industry rate is $599 for all bar employee parties booked in January and February.

Q. What happpens when I click the button?
A. You'll be whisked away to a secure PayPal payment page, where you can use any credit card, your bank account, or your PayPal account to buy your BarFly Bus! The reservation deposit is 50% of the charter rate of $699. You'll be charged $349.50 when you make your reservation, the we will bill you for the remainder (due no later than fourteen business days prior to your tour date).

Q. How do I know I'll get the date I want?
A. BarFly guarantees you'll get the date you want, or you'll get a full refund, right away. Just pick your day from the drop down menu, write your date (MM/DD/YY), then click the BarFly Charter button, above, and you're all set! You'll receive an email confirmation of your private party date, the same day.

Q. What if I book now, but change my mind on the date?
A. No problem! We'll re-book you for your date of choice, when you're ready. In fact, if you know you'll be needing a BarFly Bus, but you're not sure when, you can still take advantage of our special sale price. Just write 'Date TBA' in the date field, above.

Q. You say "23 and up" on the BarFly Bus page - what's up with that?
A. BarFly doesn't do 21st (or 22nd) birthday parties for one reason, and one reason alone - we're just not that into puke. In general, we do not allow anyone under 23 on the BarFly Bus, but for private parties, we do make exceptions. Everyone in your party must be at least 21, however.

Q. What will my tour be like?
A. Your tour will be tailored to your tastes and specific requests. While BarFly is best known for its down and dirty dive bar tours, we do it all - clubs, lounges, pubs, you name it, we'll take you there. We'll do all the planning for you, and get you the same great deals you enjoy on our regular public BarFly Tours - no cover charges, discount drinks, and free appetizers, all included! And if you'd like a special theme party, trivia competition, or scavenger hunt, we've got you covered.

Q. Does it have to be 6 hours? What if I don't have 55 guests?
A. Our charter rate is the same for any time period, up to six hours. In general, we recommend 7pm-1am as the best tour time, but we can do any six-hour period. Our charter rate is also the same for any number of folks, up to 55. We recommend the BarFly Bus for any group of 12 or more. Why don't the rates change? Because it's our insurance that's the spendiest part of running BarFly, and it costs the same to us whether your group is five or fifty-five.

Q. Can I talk to someone about this before I plunk down my $349.5O?
A. You bet, if by 'talk', you mean 'email'. Email BarFly's proprietor, Jen Lane, at jen@barflybus.com, and she'll answer all your questions. Be sure to include your phone number if you prefer to actually 'talk'.

Please visit our new BarFly Bus website, barflybus.com, for the full poop on the BarFly Bus, info about our private charter party service, and to comment on your BarF Bus experience. You can now stalk us on Facebook and Twitter, too! Become a fan on Facebook, or follow us on Twitter by clicking the buttons, below.