Jedediah's Mustache Ride III

Takes place at BarFly Bus


JEDEDIAH’S MUSTACHE RIDE III
Saturday, July 11th, 2009
7pm-1am
$20 apiece or $175 for a group of ten • Pay no cover charges, enjoy drink specials and complimentary hors d'oeuvres, too! NOTE: Strip bars will be included in this tour.

Get up-close and personal with BarFly’s outrageous host with the most, Jedediah “Diamond” Aaker, on a down and dirty BarFly Bus Tour of his choicest picks of the Portland party scene! A night of pure decadence awaits - you’ll hit it all, from rock shows to titty bars, and everything fun in between. Pay no covers, get free hors d’oeuvres, and enjoy drink specials along the way, too. You think you know how to party? Master Jedediah’s got some learnin’ for you, still. GET ON THE BUS!

Buy tickets here for the Jedediah’s Mustache Ride III, Saturday, July 11th!

Are you popular? Buy a 10-pack of tickets, and save $25 bucks! Click here to purchase a Jedediah’s Mustache Ride III ten-pack for $175.

Short-Shorts Night at Plan B with Deejay Meee-owww!

Takes place at Plan B

Celebrate all that is Tuesday, at Short-Shorts Night, at Plan B (1305 SE 8th), hosted with the mosted by Jedediah “Diamond” Aaker, and on Tuesday, July 14th, deejayed by Miss Jen Lane of BarFly Fame, a.k.a. DJ Meee--owww!

It's free, there are boffo drink specials, and it's just about the most fun you can have with your pants half off, especially on a Tuesday night. Hike 'em up, and hitch a ride - Short-Shorts takes off at about 10pm, and rolls till close.

Oh, yeah, and this Short-Shorts' special bonus is a TALENT CONTEST! Bring IT on, whatever IT is, to win fabulous prizes. Grand prize is a $125 gift certificate from Tigerlily Tattoo.

Special double top-secret extra is the return of GOAT SHIT BINGO! Pick your square, and pick up the cash if our friendly lady goat favors your square with a squat.

Meowza!

Wet, Hot, American, Summer BarFly Bus Tour

Takes place at BarFly Bus


SUMMER FUN BARFLY BUS TOUR!
Saturday, July 25th, 2009
7pm-1am
$20 apiece or $175 for a group of ten • Pay no covers, get special drink deals, and hors d'oeuvres, too!

All aboard for a wet, hot, Summer Fun BarFly Bus Tour! Get your motor running, but leave the driving to us, as BarFly whisks you away for a seriously swell night on the town. This will be a traditional tour de force with all of the customary highlights: appetizers, dancing, karaoke, drink specials, and of course, cruising for skank, included. On your own or with friends, you'll have a blast on the Summer Fun BarFly Bus Tour! Perfect for bachelor/-ette parties, anniversaries, birthdays, and groups, too - special discounts for parties of ten or more. Tickets are $20 a pop, or save $25 with a discount ten-pack for $175. Score yours today - this Bus will sell out soon!

Click here for tickets for the Summer Fun BarFly Bus TourSaturday, July 25th!

Are you popular? Bully for you, but we're sold out of the limited number of discount ten packs we offered for this tour. Please use the link above to purchase tickets are the regular rate.

BarFly Bus Olympics II

Takes place at BarFly Bus


BARFLY BUS OLYMPICS II WITH JEDEDIAH ON 08-08-09!
Saturday, August 8th, 2009
7pm-1am
$25 apiece or $80 for a team of four
Pay no covers, get special drink deals, and hors d'oeuvres, too!

Go for the gold as you and your teammates compete in eight different BarFly Olympic events on the BarFly Bus, on 08-08-09. Each bar stop will host a new event for your team (compete in teams of one to four). Win gold, silver and bronze medals in each round of fun feats of strength or smarts, eating contests, stupid human tricks, and the like - the team that takes home the most gold at the end of the night wins $100 cold, hard, cash, too! Try finding THAT in Beijing.

Team uniforms or other costumery highly encouraged! You can play solo, and put the I in team, or have up to four players. Your BarFly host with the most will be Jedediah “Diamond” Aaker - a guaranteed good time on any Bus, and the perfect master of ceremonies for the BarFly Olympics. So get in the spirit, and get your tickets today!

Buy tickets here for BarFly Bus Olympics II with Jedediah on 08-08-09!

Are you popular? Buy a Team Pack of four tickets, and save $20 bucks! Click here to purchase a BarFly Bus Olympics II with Jedediah on 08-08-09! four-pack for $80.

Great Outdoor BarFly Bus Tour

Takes place at BarFly Bus


THE GREAT OUTDOOR BARFLY BUS TOUR!
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009
7pm-1am
$20 apiece or $175 for a group of ten • Pay no covers, get special drink deals, and hors d'oeuvres, too!

It's a party on the patio all night long on Saturday, August 22nd! Join BarFly for a Bus on the wild side, as we explore Portland's great outdoor bar scene. Dance and drink under the stars at the coolest courtyards, lushest lanais, and most decadent decks in town! Pith helmets and hip boots, optional. On your own or with friends, you'll have a blast on the BarFly Bus! Perfect for bachelor/-ette parties, birthdays, and groups, too - special discounts for parties of ten or more. By the way, in case you’re keeping score at home, this is our FOURTH ANNUAL Great Outdoor BarFly Bus Tour! Scroll down to the ticket links below.

Buy tickets here for the Great Outdoor BarFly Bus Tour, Saturday, August 22nd!

Are you popular? Buy a discount 10-pack of tickets, and save $25 bucks! Click here to purchase a ten-pack for $175.