Monday November 09th 2009 @ 09:00:00 PM

Deejay Meee-owww plays Shirts vs Skins at Report!

Takes place at Report Lounge

Jedediah's got a brand new game you're gonna want to play - Shirts vs Skins! Every Monday night at Report Lounge, it's a tops-optional dance party with a fabulous guest deejay to get you peeling. Bring out your inner exhibitionist, or just say no to nudity, and get down with your inner trench coat-clad voyeur.

Creeped out yet? No? Shirts vs Skins is for you! And this Monday, November 9th, it's none other than BarFly's own Deejay Meee-owww (a.k.a. Miss Jen Lane) laying down the grooves for your rump-shaking pleasure!

There are courage-inspiring drink specials, and no cover, so paint on some abs and come on down! Shirts vs Skins takes off around 10pm.

Shirts vs Skins
Monday, November 9th
10pm-2:30am
at Report Lounge
1101 East Burnside
503/236.6133
Free!

Friday November 20th 2009 @ 09:00:00 PM

Pimp Out Your Dead: A Zombie Pimps-n-Hos Ball Benefit for Anabel Ramirez

Takes place at Bossanova

Noah Mickens emcees a goth-y pimps and hos zombie party in honor of Miss Anabel Ramirez - zombie lover, graphic designer, and longtime BarFly alum! Come dressed in your pimped-out dead best, and bring all your hos (or just pick up some new ones!)

100% of the proceeds from the door, auction and raffle will be going to help pay for Anabel's medical bills. She does not have insurance and is currently undergoing treatment for pancreatic cancer.

Performers include:

Soriah
Written In Ashes
Unknown Pleasures
Synchronicity Frequency

Plus, deejay sets by:
Burn
Cityrocker
Curatrix
Horrid
and
Medusa

Silent auction and raffle, too!

Mark your calendar, now:

Friday, November 20th
9pm
at Bossanova
722 East Burnside
$8 cover

Saturday November 21st 2009 @ 07:00:00 PM

Pre-Holiday Hellraiser!

Takes place at BarFly Bus


PRE-HOLIDAY HELLRAISER!
Saturday, November 21st, 2009
7pm-1am
$20 apiece or $175/10 - Pay no covers, enjoy complimentary appetizers and drink specials galore!


The holidays will be nipping at your heels in no time, but right now, 'tis the season to be BarFly. It's all downhill from here, so live it up on the BarFly Bus while you still can. Maybe even pick up on that special someone to suffer with through the next six weeks? Romance springs eternal, on the BarF Bus! Or maybe you had the bright idea to add getting hitched to your Chrismukkah list this year? Have your bachelor/-ette party on the Bus - grab a discount discount 10-pack for you and your friends, and you're set! Bro down with your buddies, or ride stag, either way you'll have a blast on this traditional tour of some of BarFly's favorite haunts. We'll be up, down, and all around town - a little dancing, a little karaoke, drink specials and hors d'oeuvres - it's gonna be a great night. Join us!

Click here for tickets for the Pre-Holiday Hellraiser, on Saturday, November 21st!
Are you popular? Pick up a Pre-Holiday Hellraiser! ten-pack, and save $25!


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Saturday December 12th 2009 @ 07:00:00 PM

Santa's Mustache Ride II: Jedediah's XXX-mas Tour

Takes place at BarFly Bus

Santa's Mustache Ride: Jedediah's X-X-Xmas Tour!
Saturday, December 12th, 2009
7pm-1am
$20 apiece
Pay no cover charges, enjoy drink specials and complimentary hors d'oeuvres, too! NOTE: Strip bars will be included in this tour.


BarFly's gonna blow the doors off the sled on Santa's Mustache Ride! Hosted with the mosted by BarFly's fave rave, Jedediah "Diamond" Aaker, it's a special XXX-mas celebration of the season. You'll visit naughty and nice bars and clubs all around town, getting in plenty of holiday cheer along the way. Better get your tickets now, or it's coal in your stocking, later. $20 a pop or 10 tickets/$175 - pay no cover, get drink and dance specials and free appetizers, too. And, yes, this sled stops at strip clubs. All aboard! tickets and info at www.barflybus.com.

Buy your tickets here for Santa's Mustache Ride: Jedediah's X-X-Xmas Tour!, on Saturday, December 12th!

Are you popular? Bully for you, but we're sold out of our limited number of discount ten packs. Please use the link above to purchase your tickets at the regular price.

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Wednesday December 30th 2009 @ 09:00:00 PM

BarFly Bus Private Party Charter Service - book your tour today!

Takes place at BarFly Bus

Having a birthday? Are you a best man, maid of honor, bachelor or bachelorette? Is it your turn to plan the company picnic? The BarFly Bus is at your service!

Private parties on the BarFly Bus are fun, affordable, and include full party planning services. When you book the BarFly Bus, you'll get special deals, drink discounts, complimentary appetizers, waived cover charges, and full party planning services, including an extra-fun BarFly Bus host with most to wrangle your crowd and keep your party going strong!

Best of all, a six-hour private party charter for up to 55 of your closest friends is only $699! Book today!

Pick your day:
My date of choice is (MM/DD/YY):


Q. What happpens when I click the button?
A. You'll be whisked away to a secure PayPal payment page, where you can use any credit card, your bank account, or your PayPal account to buy your BarFly Bus! The reservation deposit is 50% of the charter rate of $699. You'll be charged $349.50 when you make your reservation, the we will bill you for the remainder (due no later than fourteen business days prior to your tour date).

Q. How do I know I'll get the date I want?
A. BarFly guarantees you'll get the date you want, or you'll get a full refund, right away. Just pick your day from the drop down menu, write your date (MM/DD/YY), then click the BarFly Charter button, above, and you're all set! You'll receive an email confirmation of your private party date, the same day.

Q. What if I book now, but change my mind on the date?
A. No problem! We'll re-book you for your date of choice, when you're ready. In fact, if you know you'll be needing a BarFly Bus, but you're not sure when, you can still take advantage of our special sale price. Just write 'Date TBA' in the date field, above.

Q. You say "23 and up" on the BarFly Bus page - what's up with that?
A. BarFly doesn't do 21st (or 22nd) birthday parties for one reason, and one reason alone - we're just not that into puke. In general, we do not allow anyone under 23 on the BarFly Bus, but for private parties, we do make exceptions. Everyone in your party must be at least 21, however.

Q. What will my tour be like?
A. Your tour will be tailored to your tastes and specific requests. While BarFly is best known for its down and dirty dive bar tours, we do it all - clubs, lounges, pubs, you name it, we'll take you there. We'll do all the planning for you, and get you the same great deals you enjoy on our regular public BarFly Tours - no cover charges, discount drinks, and free appetizers, all included! And if you'd like a special theme party, trivia competition, or scavenger hunt, we've got you covered.

Q. Does it have to be 6 hours? What if I don't have 55 guests?
A. Our charter rate is the same for any time period, up to six hours. In general, we recommend 7pm-1am as the best tour time, but we can do any six-hour period. Our charter rate is also the same for any number of folks, up to 55. We recommend the BarFly Bus for any group of 12 or more. Why don't the rates change? Because it's our insurance that's the spendiest part of running BarFly, and it costs the same to us whether your group is five or fifty-five.

Q. Can I talk to someone about this before I plunk down my $349.5O?
A. You bet, if by 'talk', you mean 'email'. Email BarFly's proprietor, Jen Lane, at jen@barflybus.com, and she'll answer all your questions. Be sure to include your phone number if you prefer to actually 'talk'.

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Thursday December 31st 2009 @ 07:00:00 PM
New Year's Eve 2009 BarFly Bus Tour »