Sorry I missed your birthday at Dante's! I tried to come in and say hello, and I got Streetpony in for free, but then he bailed on me! Classic B-Dazzler move.

dude, why are you always trying to team our girlfriends and when can I come by and pick up my tambourine?

haha nice moustache

yes, buddydrunk.

name
age
fave bar
fave drink
fave bird wang
fave girl that's a friend

Fuck dude, forgot apply "trust" to your account. Logout, then log back in and your stuff will appear.

Just scouting for summer anticipation dars?

You got a line on some dar scoutings? What are you talking about?

It's all about drinking and getting loaded isn't buddydrunk? Maybe AmyJean and I are starting a fresh new sober way here on Barfly. "One hundred Push ups, every day, all day" (said in Brandon voice)

back off Warchild, seriously.

Nice 'stach? Is that from you were in the "Sabotage" video?

Goat power!