Born to the greatest body builder in world history and an Olympic Gymnast, Lord Aaron Reichenberger of the Makey Make was an immediate disappointment. Known for his inability to accomplish anything beyond eating and writing snarky emails, Lord Aaron appeared doomed to a life of watching Seinfeld reruns and living vicariously through the lives of reality television personalities. Then, in 2006, something miraculous occurred. During a meal with his then girlfriend, Lord Aaron discovered that he really was not that big of fan of “skank ho’s who be all bossy and shit”, and told her to take a hike. Lord Aaron then had plenty of break up sex with said skank ho, and discovered that rock and roll is really cool. These discoveries led to what has been called "a miracle on par with the 1980 US Hockey upset of Russia, or the creation by God of clams" when Lord Aaron decided to take his life into his own hands and became a both a world renowned author (starting with his best selling book "Zombies: Why those punks ain't getting my wang") as well as mastering the art of fire dancing. Lord Aaron is available for private or public fire dancing performances, and is a U.S.L.C. certified lecturer on the subjects of Zombies and The OC. Booking info can be obtained through this website.