Portland, your lack of doucheitude is endearing to me

"This" my former and now coked up acquaintance said to me right before launching a beer bottle into the bars wall "is going to be awesome." Casting him a queer look, I disappeared from his side right as he was launching the gla

Posted By Lord Aaron Reichenberger of the Makey Make on April 26, 2007, 2:46 pm

Coors Light no longer gets me drunk, and it's your fault Portland

St. Patty's Day took place this last Saturday, and being the German-English-Navajo Indian-American I am, I partied most hard.  Said partying took place at the house of my friend’s Austin and Stacy.  Austin was throwing Stacy a b

Posted By Lord Aaron Reichenberger of the Makey Make on March 19, 2007, 5:28 pm