Your not gonna believe this............As I ponder over my much needed first cup of life juice(coffee) this fine monday morning, as if I did'nt already wanna cut my own head off at the neck for being monday in itself, I decide to turn on the fine characters of the local morning talk show,  Good Day Oregon....what a mistake to do indeed.

Much to my normal reaction, the Drew Carney wanna be guy (can remember his name, he's the new guy who took over doing the "human interest" stories for Drew when he hopped over to 'the other channel') had decided that todays location of choice for his daily review of sorts was gonna be something our fine puddletown is quite known for...the copious amounts of none other then.......The Titty Bar!     All haill the Titty Bar!!

Now normally I'm fine with anything that has to do with said subject. Little titties, big titties, HELL, anything on a female with a nipple involved is fine with me..........untill today.

Upon examining this guys location a lil bit closer my world came crashing down......

Some of you may have read a comment review I left a month or two ago concerning a certain VEGAN restaraunt  in the industrial portion of NW portland. Needless to say I never wanted to udder the word 'Pirate' or 'Cove' again in the same sentence, but this just takes the cake! Not only did these transplanted hippies from California obviously re-open the biggest jflop excuse for an eatery in this town and in the worst spot imaginable....BUT THE MADE IT THE WORLDS 1ST VEGAN TITTY CLUB!

Can you fuckin beleieve this? What in the hell? I guess their new marketing slogan is "Get your meat on the rack, not from the kitchen...OMFG!...I have now heard it all..NO SHIT?..Oh, take this one in too, It's also another first...The 1st NON SMOKING titty bar as well.

Somebody just shoot me and get me outta my FUCKING misery now please.