About HotCarl
BarFly Since August 10, 2008
Days of Sobriety: 23
First things first: I'm a complete bastard. Been 86'd from so many bars in Gresham I had to move. I never buy a drink for a chick unless I've seen her naked at least once, even then only during happy hour. So titty bars are my thing unless the Steelers are playing. I've been reading this site for a year now so figured it's about time I got an account. Will get pictures soon but cameras aren't allowed at the bars I frequent. I want to have a 3 way with Jinx and Edella while Strack holds me down. Is that bad?
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I'm saving Strack and Edella for myself.
I get to hold you down? SWEET!
Well, you certainly aren't making friends with the other users, so it's safe to say yours will not be front page.