Hey, Fiend! Here's that link I was telling you about. You know, I never thought anythign would ever mkae my cock grow, but now that I've taken the BarFly Bus six or seven dozen times, I've got a dick the size of a small cheney, and I'm a girl! The results have just been incredible, I tell you. Now the guys in my office act like I really am "The Man", and the ladies - let's just say I need this big stick just to beat them off. Seriously, it changed my life. And it was so easy - just a couple of tickets, once a month or so, and you'll see results right away. If you don't have a throbbing bulge after just the first few Bus stops, I'll give you your money back, or a handjob - which ever is greater (trust me, take the handjob) - just to prove my point. That's my gaurantea to YOU, old fiend. Sure, nobody says you have to take the BarFly Bus, but do you really think anyone really means it when they say "Size doesn't matter?" Yeah, that and "Moss only grows on the northside of trees". Right! Maybe you'll be able to find your way out of the woods, but you'll never have the confidence that comes from feeling truly man-size, and all your exes will still be talking about how incredibly small you are and how they sometimes still feel bad for you because of it, too. It's time for you to take the bull by the horns and put some Bus between your legs! Remember ladies, this isn't just for the guys - the Bus will work for you, too. Actually, I'm not even sure how big my dick is these days, because I can't see it past my enormous boobs. And the best thing is, not only are they HUGE, they're also incredibly perky and perfectly symmetrical, yet look and feel totally natural. Now I can wear anything I want, and look GREAT. I have dates every night of the week, and the only way I could get laid more often is if I had two vaginas (no back door, here, sorry!), and I hear the Bus is working on making that happen, too! For a limited time only, BarFly Bus tickets also come with the bonus BarFly Liquid Diet Weightloss Formula! When is a diet plan worth $18? When it's 100 proof, baby! You can practically watch those pound melt away with every shot of pure, hard alcohol, especially if you keep your eyes open when you puke. And you won't believe how good looking you'll be, almost right away! In fact, you don't even have to imbibe - as long as other people are drinking, you'll get better looking with each passing hour, without even trying. By the end of the night, you'll be the lovechild of Angelina and Brad, and your dancecard will be full, full, full - I gaurranetesa it! So, don't delay, my fiend, there's only a limited supply of the 100% organic, all-natural BarFly Bus with bonus BarFly Liquid Diet Weightloss Formula. Get yours now at http://www.barflymag.com/pages/barfly-bus-tours.html, and get started on Saturday, July 30th for the low, low price of $18 or $150 for a group of ten. This is the first of many last days of your life - don't waste it! Buy your tickets, now. Sinncerreley, Miss Jen Lane BarFly Fame **Side-effects include memory loss, shortness of cash, nausea, sleep-deprivation, drug interactions, one-night stands, new 'friends', a false sense of hope, etc. ***Punctuation and spelling errors professionally rendered for comic effect, only. Do not try this at home.