Sorry about the delay, but I needed a solid week to recover from the festivities... Nicest Bouncers: Casey and Heather from Fez! Hottest Hairstylist: Lucynda Beth Thompson of Dirty Little Secret! Best Drunk: Andrew Loomis! Most Good Writer: Dave Krough! Bestest Deejay Ever: Disk Jockey Gregarious! Fastest Guns in the West: Mikey, from Tube! Coolest Cabbie: Holly Morgan, Radio Cab1 Funniest Bartender: Kip Johnson, Bar of the Gods! Hardest Working Man or Woman in Show Business: Storm Large! Hottest Item Not on the Menu: Rachel Hightower of Dante's! Most Ghetto Fabulous: Jedediah Aaker! Best Band for a One Night Stand: Diamond Tuck! Most Delectable Dancer: Brooklyn, Dino's Inn! Most Likely to be Famous: Miss Mona Superhero! Lifetime Achievement Award: Mr Tres Shannon!