Dearest Darlings: Pre-func tonight's LEVON LEVAN show at the Ash Street Saloon and spend your happiest hours of Wednesday, September 28th, in the pleasant company of my sweet self! Alas, the previously scheduled Dysfunctional Family Feud has been pre-empted until next Tuesday (details to follow), but medallions will swing and panties will fling when Levon Levan storms the stage! The Croation Sensation is a spectacle to behold, best viewed from the bottom of several glasses, and at $2.50 a pop, the thrills come cheap if you get there before eight, some come early, and as often as possible, tonight! Check the man out, right here: http://www.levonlevan.com Oh, and by the way, YOU'RE INVITED TO ELVIS'S BIRTHDAY CIRCUS SPECTACULAR! Celebrate the birth of Portland's one and only ELVIS, as he turns the big 4-3! Admission is FREE, but you should bring a birthday present for the old man, and come dressed as your favorite circus act or sideshow geek! Elvis will only turn 43 once, so BarFly's pulling out all the stops to ensure that this is his BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! We've got a full night of entertainment for you, including a stellar line-up of bands, a trivia competition with prizes (Elvis is doing all the questions, himself!), plenty of drink specials, and a big old birthday cake, of course! If you're not friends with Elvis yet, meet him on MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/elvispdx! Here's the line-up! The Weaklings The Nightmares Monkey Fur The Stamen Pistils Be there, be square, and don't forget to bring a birthday present for Elvis! That's Sunday, October 2nd, 9pm-2am, at Sabala's Mount Tabor (SE Hawthorne @ 48th). Mark your calendar, now! A quick note: Tickets for the HALLOWEEN BARFLY BUS on Saturday, October 29th, are almost sold out. There's about 8 left, so get thee to the Ye Olde BarFly Shoppe on the quick: http://www.barflymag.com/pages/barfly-bus-tours.html BarFly's got a brand-new board for your posting pleasure! Put another notch in your screen name and dork out right here, friendsters: http://www.barflymag.com/forums/ Yours, etc., Miss Jen Lane Publisher, BarFly Magazine