Be there and be square for another rip-roaring round of BarFly's live gameshow, Dysfunctional Family Feud, TODAY, Wednesday, October 26th, from 6-9pm, at the Ash Street Saloon (225 SW Ash). Can't decide which side of the fence you fall on? Take BarFly's handy new quiz, “Stoner, Lush, or Slush?” available online, right now, right here Click here to take survey. By the way, as a special treat for all you former Max 910 fans - Miss Sarah X Dylan AND Mr Clyde Lewis will be letting their Lush flags fly in today's Feud! The Feud is BarFly's tribute to the t.v. classic, a hilarious send-up of the show, pitting various Portland locals in head to head deathmatches. Surveys are taken right here in P-town, primarily by drunks (BarFly loves you!), so answers are "peppered with local flavor", so to speak. It's damn fine fun, and it's free, too! There's always $2.50 Portland 88 and New Deal Distillery vodkas, free munchies, and a rip-roaring round of the BarFly Brain Drain Trivia Challenge, open to all comers. You cannot lose! Come on down! I know I've said it before, and really meant it before, then been desperately disappointed and subsequently morbidly depressed, before starting the whole cycle over again, but THE BRAND NEW BARFLY WILL BE COMING BACK TO LIFE NEXT MONTH! I'll post an “official announcement” on Friday, with all the details, so stay tuned. For all you folks who are still clamoring for Halloween BarFly Bus Tour tickets, I regret to inform you that the very last seat sold out last month, so you'll need to find something else to do with your Halloween Saturday. How about a SEANCE? That ooky, spooky, hairy, scary guy himself, Clyde Lewis, is hosting just such a fright-filled spectacle down at the new AudioCinema space. Feast your eyes upon the press release, below, and may your spirits be blythe this Halloween. Yours, etc., Miss Jen Lane Publisher BarFly Magazine PO Box 9114 Portland, OR 97207 503/813.9999 http://www.barflymag.com CONJURING THE BEAST FOR HALLOWEEN Tired of hokey and imitation frights every Halloween season? Do you leave every haunted event yearning for more? Ground Zero Radio and Michael Fraughton have the frights you seek! “Conjuring The Beast with Michael Fraughton” - Audio Cinema, on October 29th at 8 PM - Headlining the show from Salt Lake City is Shamanistic Mage and Occultist Michael Fraughton, Master of Illusion. Michael Fraughton's performances reach into your very soul and expose its dark yearning for strange and powerful imagery. This Halloween a real paranormal experience is guaranteed for all who attend as Michael will demonstrate his uncanny power over Darkness. “Conjuring the Beast” is presented by Clyde Lewis of the nationally syndicated program Ground Zero Radio along with Emergence Communications and CreatedinOregon.com. With members of Oregon's own Trails End Paranormal Society, the PSU Psychology Department and the nationally syndicated hosts of Ground Zero Radio in attendance, “Conjuring the Beast” will be the most entertaining, frightening and talked about paranormal event ever in Oregon. “Conjuring The Beast” will take place within the converted walls of Audio Cinema. Located on SE 3rd and Madison, Audio Cinema is quickly becoming the premiere location for musicians and artists to display their craft to a wanting audience. “Audio Cinema is the perfect location for Michael Fraughton's 'Conjuring The Beast'”, says Ground Zero Radio's Clyde Lewis, “this is the show Portlanders have been craving!” Audience members are encouraged to come in costume, however, do to the unique nature of the event, no masks will be permitted. Michael Fraughton's magic has been called a modern mystical renaissance, honed during his many performances at Los Angeles' legendary Magic Castle. On October 29, 2005 at 8pm Michael Fraughton will bring his unique and bizarre magic to Portland, Oregon. Following a culmination of magic and illusion, Michael will ask 12 lucky audience members to help him summon, converse, and banish back to the darkness the legendary Beast of legend and myth. “Conjuring The Beast with Michael Fraughton” October 29th at 8PM Audio Cinema, SE 3rd and Madison, Portland Eastside Tickets: $10 (floor) and $15 (VIP seating) Due to the nature of this presentation parents are urged not to bring children and no one under 17 will be admitted without an accompanying adult. This is an alcohol free event! Contact Aaron Duran at 503.267.8059 for more details and ticket information.