Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on October 15, 2006, 4:27 pm

Last minute questions about tonight’s BarFies, ANSWERED!

Hi Kids! Tonight's the big night of the 2006 BarFly Awards! If you're in the final four nominees, and you've already emailed me your guest list, thank you very much, you're all set! If you have yet to do so, please send it to me before 5pm. If you can't email it before 5pm, please write it out and give it to the door person when you arrive. Nominees (and any accompanying entourage at the time of arrival) get priority entry. Go straight to the head of the line, let us know you're here, and you'll be in like Flynn! I recommend you get there early - running fashionably late may cost you votes. If you have a 'hard copy' invite, you'll need to show it, plus your i.d. to enter. If you received an online 'evite', then your name and email address are on the guest list, and you'll need both, plus valid i.d. to enter. I regret that we are out of invitations, and apologize if you are reading this, but have not received one. The final voting will take place at the party, by paper ballot. Do your best to only fill out one ballot, please! See you tonight! Remember, you're all winners, to me. And speaking of winners, the 2006 BarFly Awards are brought to you by the fine folks at Tarantula, Polar Ice, Wiser's, Miller, Bishops, The Rialto, and BarFly! Your pal, Jen Lane BarFly The 2006 BarFly Awards Final Fours! Please note, names are listed in alphabetical order. FYI - at the Awards, there will also be a last-minute write-in space on the ballot for each award, too! 1. Fastest guns in the West? i.e. Portland's fastest bartender - don't forget to add where they work, please, and if there are multiple locations with the same name, please be as specific as possible Jason Keebler (Sabala's) Lincoln (Embers) Mike Templeton (Fez) Stephanie Smith (Dante's) 2. Funniest bartender? (Don't forget to name the bar, too, and if there's multiple locations with the same name, please be as specific as possible) Kelly "Gator" Gately (Dante's) Lincoln (Embers) Mo (Kelly's Olympian) Seantos (Sabala's) 3. Hottest item not on the menu (dreamiest waiter or waitress)? Please include the name of their restaurant, too, and if there's multiple locations with the same name, please be as specific as possible! David Rives Curtwright (Dante's)  Stephanie (Sabala's, Doug Fir) Sera (Tube, Captain Ankeny's, Matador) Ty (Devils Point) 4. Nicest bouncer? Please include where they work, and if there's multiple locations with the same name, please be as specific as possible! Casey (Fez) Crack De La Roc Dan (Doug Fir, Fez) Ice Box (Sabala's)  Justin (Dante's, Thunder Ranch) 5. Sexiest stripper? Don't forget the name of the club(s) they dance at, and if there's multiple locations with the same name, please be as specific as possible! Kat (Mary's) Malice (Devils Point, Sassy's, Devil's Point, Union Jacks, Sinferno Caberet) Stormy (Devils Point) Viva Las Vegas (Mary's Club) 6. Bestest deejay ever? (we're talking clubs and bars here, not radio)   Disk Jockey Gregarious (Fez) DJ Catalyst (Red Cap Garage) DJ Kaoz (Embers, Fez) DJ Paula B (Ground Kontrol, Berbati's, XV) 7. Favorite cabbie? (please include cab company and number, if you happen to have it) Bobby A (Radio Cab) Enrique (Radio Cab) Holly Morgan (Radio Cab) Hovering (Radio Cab) 8. Hottest hairstylist? (please include the salon/location where they work, and if there's multiple locations with the same name, please be as specific as possible) Crystal Eppinger (Hawthorne Bishops) Denyce (Dirty Little Secret) Stacey (Rudy's on Division) Toni (Bishops NE) 9. Most good writer? (we're looking for scribes slaving away in the local press - please include the name of the paper you read them in the most) Ann Romano (The Portland Mercury) John Chandler (Portland Monthly, BarFly)  Night Cabbie (Willamette Week) Wm. Steven Humphrey (The Portland Mercury) 10. Best drunk? i.e., a regular who rocks; the greatest drinking buddy, ever; someone who can throw down, but not throw up! Andrew Loomis (Dead Moon) Bradly (The Weaklings) Chris Carey (Poison Idea) Kelly “Gator” Gately (Starantula, Dante's) 11. Most ghetto fabulous? i.e., a star of the local circuit - someone who's a social celebrity, not necessarily a 'real' celebrity. Try to give as much identifying info as possible, please. Darcelle (Darcelle XV) DJ Paula B (Ground Kontrol, Berbati's, XV) Elvis (Saturday Markey) Jason Sabala (Sabala's Mount Tabor) 12. Best band for a one night stand? i.e., a local band that gets you laid!    The Nice Boys The Punk Group Storm and the Balls Written in Ashes 13. Hardest working man or woman in show business? (again, this is locals only, and we're looking for individual performers who play with a band(s), dance, act or otherwise put on a show - and do it all the time, in overtime!)     Maximillion (DJ @ Tube, Aalto lounge, bands incl. Get Hustle) Noah Mickens (Someday Lounge, 36 Invisibles, P.A.N.) Storm Large Tres Shannon (Karaoke from Hell, Miss U's, Voodoo Doughnut) 14. Most likely to be famous? In any capacity, other than maybe serial killers - actors, singers, musicians, writers, artists, dancers, directors, etc...     Enrique (vocalist)  Jen Folker of Dahlia (vocalist) Rick Emerson (talk radio personality) Sarah X Dylan (talk radio personality) 15. Lifetime achievement award? Someone who's paid their dues, been around forever, and has endeavored to make the scene better and brighter along the way. Disk Jockey Gregarious Elvis (Saturday Market) Jason Keebler (Sabala's) Mike Thrasher (Thrasher Presents)

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