So I'm out there, cruising the ol' interweb, putting the finishing touches on Saturday's Strip-O-Rama (http://www.barflymag.com/event-79.html) tour itinerary, and I come across this: Carnival Of Flesh 330 SW 3rd Ave Portland OR, 97223 503-227-1527 11am-2:30am No Website Available Oh, yeah, and Everclear (http://www.everclearonline.com/TourDates.html) playing a Bikini Party at the Dream On Saloon (http://www.myspace.com/dreamonsaloon)? I've never been a big fan, but half of my friends were in that band at one time or another, and well, this just seems a little so sad, it's not even funny. Know what I mean? Not THAT funny, anyway. In any case, thank you 503Girls.com (http://www.503girls.com/clubs.php?&page=1)! It's gonna be a great night.