FYI - even if you didn't get a confirmation message in reply to your vote last night, your vote was still received and counted. The service was just overwhelmed for a while, on the outgoing end.

Congrats to all our nominees and winners, and thanks for making a great party, to all who turned out to the Tabor last night! 

By the by, if you wear your sash (winners and nominees, alike) to Report (1101 East Burnside), tonight, Monday, April 12th, you'll get half-off everything. Including your pants, if you stay long enough.

2010 BARFLY AWARD WINNERS

1. Fastest guns in the West?

WINNER: Jason Keebler, Dante's, East End
Josh Svaren, Dante's
Kitty, Sassy's
Lisa, Devil's Point

2. Funniest bartender?

WINNER:  Cedar, Sewickly's
Hub, Matador
Kelly Gately, Dante's
Oli, Yamhill Pub

3. Hottest item not on the menu (dreamiest server)?

Ashley Bell, Someday Lounge, Lucky Devil
WINNER:  Elizabeth, Matador, Ella Street
Lisa Johnson, Devil's Point
Stephanie Smith, Dante's

4. Nicest bouncer?

Adam, Dante's, Devil's Point
Chris Hoffman, Lucky Devil
Jake, Kelly's Olympian
WINNER:  Maurice Davis, Boiler Room

5. Smartest stripper?

Lux, Devils Point  
WINNER:  Malice, Sassy's
Rocket, Devil's Point, Lucky Devil
Viva Las Vegas, Mary's, Magic Garden

6. Craftiest cook?

Bobby Helms, XV  
WINNER:  Casey Maxwell, Matador
Nick, Lucky Devil
Steve Reno, Shanghai Tunnel, Voleur, New Seasons  

7. Bestest deejay ever?

WINNER:  Disk Jockey Gregarious, Fez, Meridian, Matador
DJ Kenoy, Devil's Point, Lucky Devil
DJ Smooth Hopperator, East End, Tube, Langano Lounge  
Mr Mumu, Dante's, Mother's, Ella Street

8. Most caring KJ?

Daniel Coble, Chopsticks
Dick, Suki's
WINNER:  Lavinia, Devil's Point
Rob, aka "Dr Love," Boiler Room

9. Town's terrific-est TJ?

Polly Pospisil, "Pub Quiz USA"
Rain Madrone, "Rain Brain Trivia"
Roy Smallwood, "Quizzy"
WINNER:  Shannon Donaldson, "Shanrock's Triviology"

10. Coolest cabbie?

Bobby A, Radio Cab
WINNER:  Enrique Ugalde, Radio Cab
Holly Morgan, Radio Cab
Kirk Delong, Radio Cab

11. Hottest hairstylist?

WINNER:  Amy Rose, Rudy's
Donna Parzych, Bishops Pearl
Heidi Cuthbert, National Beauty
Tami Lane, Gypsy Rose

12. Most good writer?

Erik Henrikson, Mercury
Jay Horton, WW, BarFly
Matt Davis, Mercury
WINNER:  Patrick Coleman, Mercury

13. Starving artist most likely to get fat?

WINNER:  Chris Haberman, painter
David Graves, photographer
Matt Stanger, airbrush
Private Mike, painter

14. Best drunk?

Amy Rose
Andrew Loomis
Bradly Wayne Shaver
WINNER:  Nick Dicker

15. Most famous in Portland?

Jedediah "Diamond" Aaker, rockstar, Diamond Tuck, BarFly
Leigh Feldman, writer, Life Is A Party, PDX Pipeline
WINNER:  Malice, dancer, Sassy's, etc.
Noah Mickens, aka William Batty, emcee, Wanderlust Circus

16. Hardest working man or woman in show business?

Derek Moore, proprietor, Corrosion Records
Aaron Ross, aka Ed Forman, The Ed Forman Show, Dante's
WINNER:  Carl Tietze, aka Solovox, musician/dj/performer
Brett Kucera, aka Tony Starlight, impressario, Tony Starlight's

17. Best band for a one night stand?

Family Gun
WINNER:  March Fourth Marching Band
Pure Country Gold
Red Fang

18. Best bathroom ack-shawn?

WINNER:  East End
Silverado
Slow Bar
Tube

19. Lifetime achiever?

WINNER:  Frank Faillace, owner, Dante's, Exotic Magazine (fmr publisher)
Jason Keebler, bartender/lynchpin, East End, Dante's,
John Shroeder, aka "Elvis," performer, PDX Saturday Market
Tres Shannon, baron, Voodoo Doughnut, Karaoke from Hell