Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 7, 2011, 11:03 pm

And the 2011 BarFly Award Nominees are...

Every year, the BarFly Awards celebrates the best and the brightest in the Portland bar scene. Nominations are solicited online, and the top four nominees are invited to compete in the final voting, done live and in person, at the BarFly Awards Gala, which will be held on Sunday, April 17th, 2011, 8pm-12am, at the Mount Tabor Theater (4811 SE Hawthorne).

The awards are tonight, folks, and that means it's time to vote. Voting is by text message, and is open from 8pm-10pm tonight. 
 
VOTING INSTRUCTIONS:
Voting short code is 50618. A short code is a 5-digit phone number. Enter it in the phone number/'send to' field of your text message.
To vote, send a text message with the word 'VOTE' and the contestant code (3 digit number + 1 letter, ex: VOTE 666 A) to short code 50618.
There must be a space between VOTE, the 3-digit code and the letter. It is not case sensitive.
Send a separate text for each category you wish to vote in.
Do not repeat votes in the same category - only one vote per category, per phone, will be counted.



795. Fastest guns in the West (speediest bartender)? 

WINNER! Angela Fink, Sandy Hut VOTE 795 A
Anissa Harvey, Red Fox VOTE 795 B
Chris, aka Beef Cake, CC Slaughters VOTE 795 C
Liz, Belmont Inn, Space Room VOTE 795D

796. Funniest bartender?

WINNER! Cedar, Sewickly's VOTE 796 A
Chazz Madrigal, Speakeasy VOTE 796 B
Ellen Derrick, DaHui, Tanker, Bob & Alice's VOTE 796 C
Jake Baker, B Side VOTE 796 D

797. Hottest item not on the menu (dreamiest server)?

WINNER! Tessa Sage, Tiger Bar VOTE 797 A
Elizabeth Ann Quinton, Matador, Ella Street, Kelly's Olympian VOTE 797 B
Rascal Johnson, Rialto, Tiger Bar VOTE 797 C
Mary Moore, Barrel Room VOTE 797 D

798. Nicest bouncer?

Adam, Dante's, Devil's Point VOTE 798 A
WINNER! Michael 'Boston' Wright, Slow Bar/Blackwatch VOTE 798 B
Lil' John Kosse, CC Slaughters VOTE 798 C
Maurice 'Mo' Davis, Boiler Room VOTE 798 D

799. Smartest stripper?

WINNER! Bee, Sassy's VOTE 799 A
Blaze, Mary's Club VOTE 799 B
Jedediah Aaker, Portlandia, BarFly VOTE 799 C
Stefany, Union Jack's VOTE 799 D

800. Craftiest cook?

Casey Maxwell, Matador VOTE 800 A
WINNER! John Wray, Bar of the Gods VOTE 800 B
John Kennedy, Matchbox VOTE 800 C
Tina, CC Slaughters VOTE 800 D

801. Bestest deejay ever?

Kellan Cooper, Crown Room VOTE 801 A
WINNER! Kenoy Williams, Lucky Devil, Devil's Point VOTE 801 B
Moisti, The Matador 801 C
Smooth Hopperator, East End, Star Bar, Tube VOTE 801 D

802. Most caring KJ?

Baby Ketten Karaoke (John Brophy) VOTE 802 A
Daniel Coble, Chopsticks II VOTE 802 B
WINNER! Dick, Suki's VOTE 802 C
Rob "Dr. Love" Campbell, Boiler Room VOTE 802 D

803. Town's terrific-est TJ?

John 'JPP' Pullen, Belmont Inn, Space Room, Shanahan's VOTE 803 A
Roy Smallwood, Quizzy VOTE 803 B
WINNER! Shannon Donaldson, Shanrock's Triviology VOTE 803 C
Tiffany Garner, Last Call Trivia VOTE 803 D

804. Most seriously funny comedian?

Ed Forman VOTE 804 A
WINNER! Richard Bain VOTE 804 B
Shane Torres VOTE 804 C
Virginia Jones VOTE 804 D

805. Coolest cabbie?

Enrique Ugalde, Radio Cab VOTE 805 A
Holly Morgan, Radio Cab VOTE 805 B
WINNER! Jasin Fell, Radio Cab VOTE 805 C
Jason McQuilliams, Radio Cab VOTE 805 D

806. Hottest hairstylist?

WINNER! Amy Rose, Rudy's 806 A
Betty Ford, Gypsy Rose 806 B
Danika Atkison, formerly of Bishops NW 806 C
Katie, Rock Paper Scissors 806 D

807. Most good writer? 

Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts, Mercury VOTE 807 A
Jay Horton, WW, BarFly VOTE 807 B
WINNER! Statutory Ray, Exotic VOTE 807 C
Viva Las Vegas, Exotic, NYT, "Magic Gardens" [memoir] VOTE 807 D

808. Starving artist most likely to get fat?

WINNER! Ace Troy, multi-media VOTE 808 A
Chris Haberman, painter VOTE 808 B
Private Mike Albano, painter VOTE 808 C
Whitey McConnaughy, director VOTE 808 D

809. Best drunk?

Amy Rose VOTE 809 A
WINNER! Kenric Ashe VOTE 809 B
Lauren Rae Sewell VOTE 809 C
Sarah X Dylan VOTE 809 D

810. Most famous in Portland?

Jedediah "Diamond" Aaker, performer, Portlandia, Diamond Tuck, BarFly VOTE 810 A
WINNER! John "Elvis" Shroeder, Saturday Market VOTE 810 B
Sarah X Dylan, Funemployment Radio VOTE 810 C
Tres Shannon, Voodoo Doughnuts, Karaoke From Hell VOTE 810 D

811. Hardest working man or woman in show business?

Aaron Ross, aka Ed Forman, The Ed Forman Show, Dante's VOTE 811 A
Darcelle, Darcelle XV VOTE 811 B
Jeffrey 'Wonderful' Wilson, Wonder Diamond Productions VOTE 811 C
WINNER! Nik Sin, Sinferno, Boom Boom Room, Lucky Devil VOTE 811 D

812. Best band for a one night stand?

Lordy Lords VOTE 812 A
Mean Jeans VOTE 812 B
WINNER! Red Fang VOTE 812 C
Taxi Boys VOTE 812 D

813. Best bathroom ack-shawn?

WINNER! CC Slaughter's VOTE 813 A
Doug Fir VOTE 813 B
East End VOTE 813 C
Shanghai Tunnel VOTE 813 D

814. Lifetime achiever?

Jedediah "Diamond" Aaker, performer, Portlandia, Diamond Tuck, BarFly VOTE 814 A
Kelly Murphy, server, Rialto VOTE 814 B
WINNER! Lizzie Robarts-Dille, owner, Slammer VOTE 814 C
Michael "Boston" Wright, doorman, Slow Bar/Blackwatch VOTE 814 D
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Congratulations Lil' John, Chris and Tina @ Slaughters! Ya'll have my vote!

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 Apr 12th, 2011 7:12 pm

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