You got a problem? Tell it to BarFly! Our mailbag is open for business 24/7. This random rant came in at approximately 3:27 a.m. this morning. I guess it was a rough night in the Stumble Zone.

I just need to vent about two of my former favorite bars in town

i've had it with space room and BOG....they are such snobs there!! yet in this anti-intellectual way.....

those people are ASSHOLEs!!! almost uniformly!!!

tried talking to this one regular for a bit....total bitch....just trying to be entertained (not hitting on her). She coughs all over me....then sneers at me...then leaves me standing alone.

long story with the other dipshit 20-somethings....more or less the same thing....except it's been going on for weeks. Trying to chat with these folks...one on one.....even being supportive of their new moves in their lives....they look at me blankly.....like I'm some fucking alien that insulted them.

what the hell!!!???

i am a nice guy....not some predatory scammer (like many others we all know)

god fucking dammit...this is why i left salem years ago. same fuckoid attitude....(although much worse there....they tried to beat me up there).

hey...i'm sooooo SORRY i'm different.....i'm soooo sorry i'm not LIKE you people and don't wear a fucking Hoodie (and look like a homeless person...but don't ask me what i really think about that). No.....i'm just a guy who doesn't belong in your snobby, hipster bar (and they';re not REALLY hipsters...not by a long shot)

i'm sorry i don't have the same bland, mindless mannerisms and speak the same idiotic colloquialisms that you do....or don't care about smoking pot all day like you do....

I'm sorry i'm educated, and have more to talk about and joke about than whatever incomprehensible gibberish you throw my way in vein attempts and feining a conversation with me....i'm sorry i'm well aware of cultural mainstays like The Office, Lost, Seinfeld, Star Trek, SNL and god knows what other references i've made that make you look at me blankly.

Can't make actual funny jokes. Can't be truly positive or helpful. And god forbid can't be actually creative and act different than any of you (who oh-so-hippocritically are so striving to be DIFFERENT yourselves with your piercings, tattoos, wacky hair colors and - sorry - crappy taste in homeless person clothes).

Yes kids...in your reverse, blackened, tortured, atttitude-filled universe...i am horribly uncool. Because i'm someone that's actually trying to do something positive in this world, then go out to those bars and spread the good vibes, hang out, be fun....and amusing....try to make friends. But that's just too WEIRD or whatever for you fuckheads....

fucky you BOG and space room clientele.....fuck you