Hey, Ladies (and select Gentlemen):

Know this - dreams do come true, and here's proof: You, yes, YOU, can win tickets, right here, right now, to the "Men of Playgirl" all-male nude revue, coming up on Wednesday, June 24th, at The Refectory!

All you need to do is hit reply and write "I heart penis" in your message back to me. The first 50 replies get a pair of tickets, each! Full disclosure: you'll actually win 'you plus one' on the guest list - no need to pick up physical tickets. That's good, because you'll want to conserve your energy for all the bumpin' and grindin' coming your way next Wednesday!

So, go ahead, be in it to win it - just reply with "I heart penis" and you'll walk away a winner, just like that! [Or send an email to jen [at] barflypdx.com, subject line "I heart penis".] Think about what a grand night of pure cheese this'll be for you and your special 'plus one' - a night out at The Refectory is always something to remember, even when the men there are fully clothed, but attending the Men of Playgirl - why, the Facebook status updates and Twittering possibilities are almost too campy to contemplate!

Good luck, my pretties! Here's a titillating picture for your pleasure:



Your pal,

Miss Jen Lane
BarFly Fame
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