Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame's Recent Blog Posts

And the 2012 BarFly Award Winners are...

The drunk people of Portland have spoken! After taking nominations for fave raves in the PDX bar scene over the last few weeks, we narrowed the long, long list down to the top four most frequently nominated folks in each category. Final voting w


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 14, 2012, 7:27 pm


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 14, 2012, 7:25 pm

BarFlySPAM: Happy hour dance party at Slabtown, TODAY + Elvis's Birthday + groovy gigs hand-picked, just for you

Dearest Darlings: I know, I know, you can't hardly wait for tonight's big Club 21 grand re-opening (or, 're-grand opening,' as a tattered banner on my local dry cleaner said for a couple of years). Le Club is now under promising ne


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on September 23, 2011, 3:37 am

BarFlySPAM: Happy OktoMataBusFest!

Happy OktoMataBusFest! WTF is OktoMataBusFest? Just another super-duper extra-awesome weekend here in the best city, ever! There's so much afoot in the next few, let's get right to it, shall we? Now, of course, we'll be kicking off the we


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on September 16, 2011, 5:26 am

BarFlySPAM: Happy OktoMataBusFest!

Happy OktoMataBusFest! WTF is OktoMataBusFest? Just another super-duper extra-awesome weekend here in the best city, ever! There's so much afoot in the next few, let's get right to it, shall we? Now, of course, we'll be kicking off the w


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on September 16, 2011, 5:25 am

FXFO! BarFly's DIY guide to making your own 100% free PDX fest! Plus, where to drink at MFNW

If you don't have a spare $70-$250 (?!) laying around, and thus will not be attending this year's MFNW (which I like to think stands for 'Masturbation Fest Northwest'), you're in good company - me, too! Luckily for us, the sour


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on September 7, 2011, 11:17 am

BarFlySPAM 7.22.11: TGIBarF it up w HazMatt at Swift, TODAY, + get down w Goddamn Gentlemen, TOMORROW!

Dearest Darlings: Today, Friday, July 22nd, T.G.I.BarFly pops up at Swift, with special guest deejay, Statutory Ray aka "DJ HazMatt"! If you haven't been to Swift, you're in for a treat - the cocktails are absolutely divine, the s


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on July 22, 2011, 12:24 am

BarFlySPAM for Friday, July 15th, 2011 - Hey, Ho, NoPo! + Bacon, Bastille Day, and Buses, oh, my!

Dearest Darlings: This week, we're taking T.G.I.BarFly for our first visit to NoPo! On Friday, July 15th, T.G.I.BarFly pops up at Foggy Notion, with special guest deejay, DJ Rockthrower! While DJ Rockthrower serves up heaping helpings of all th


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on July 15, 2011, 2:04 am

Sweet, sweet BarFlySPAM for Friday, July 8th, 2011 - BarFly Bus Summer Sale Edition!

Dearest Darlings: I am pleased as punch to present none other than Portland's premier one-man hot dog band, Frank Furter and the Hot Dogs, live at The Slammer for today's T.G.I.BarFly, from 5-8pm! The Slammer will be serving up FREE HOT DOG


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on July 8, 2011, 1:01 am

Hot BarFlySPAM: Red, White, and Blue Edition for Thursday, June 30th, 2011

Dearest Darlings: Happy Birthday, America! You don't look a day over 234 to me. What do you use, anyway? Whatever it is, I bet it involves plenty of everybody's best friend, alcohol! With the Spirit(s) of '76 in mind, BarFly's book-


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on June 30, 2011, 5:00 pm

Fresh BarFlySPAM, hot off the internets for Friday, June 24th, 2011 - BarFly Anniversary BBQ Bash edition!

Dearest Darlings: It's a big BarFly weekend! We're turning 12 years old on Sunday, and we're celebrating with our biggest and best BarFly Anniversary BBQ Bash, yet! It's this Sunday, June 26th, 2pm-10pm, at the Tonic (see below for t


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on June 24, 2011, 8:53 am

Fresh BarFlySPAM, hot off the internets for Friday, June 17th, 2011

Dearest Darlings: Hope your week's been as much f-u-n as mine. I don't want to make anyone too jealous, but yesterday, BarFly got HACKED. Just like one of the big kid websites! Anyhoo, you'll forgive me if I just go straight to happy hou


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on June 17, 2011, 9:22 am

Hot BarFlySPAM, fresh off the interweb for Friday, June 10th, 2011

Dearest Darlings:I am very excited to say that today is the first live music T.G.I.BarFly! We've got the extra-witty, ineffably charming, alarmingly catchy songs of Rian O'Hara, performed by none other than Rian O'Hara himself!We'll b


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on June 10, 2011, 1:09 am

Hot BarFlySPAM, fresh off the interweb for Friday, June 3rd, 2011

Dearest Darlings: Hope you've been enjoying your weekly helping of BarFlySPAM! My own mailbox has just been jam-packed. Being incredibly popular, well respected, and much sought-after, I always get tons of email, everything from thoughtful inqui


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on June 3, 2011, 2:43 am

Meet Babe Force BarFly!

Babe Force BarFly, a.k.a. The BarFly Bikini Team (in good weather!), made its debut at the 2011 BarFly Awards, and will be making appearances at BarFly's new weekly pop-up happy hour parties, T.G.I.BarFly, and various other promo opps about town,


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on May 12, 2011, 6:10 pm

And the 2011 BarFly Award Winners are...

Last night's 2011 BarFly Awards was quite the spectacle! Thanks to everyone who came out, except for the person who 'accidentally' took home a laptop and backpack belonging to BarFly. Please turn it in to the bartender on duty at Sewickly


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 18, 2011, 2:03 pm

Time to vote for the BarFly Awards!

The awards are tonight, folks, and that means it's time to vote. Voting is by text message, and is open from 8pm-10pm tonight.  VOTING INSTRUCTIONS:Voting short code is 50618. A short code is a 5-digit phone number. Enter it in the phon


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 17, 2011, 3:48 pm

And the 2011 BarFly Award Nominees are...

Every year, the BarFly Awards celebrates the best and the brightest in the Portland bar scene. Nominations are solicited online, and the top four nominees are invited to compete in the final voting, done live and in person, at the BarFly Awards Gala,


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 7, 2011, 11:03 pm

It's BarFly Awards time! Nominate your fave raves for a 2011 BarFly Award today!

Nominate your favorite barkeeps, servers, dancers, hairstylists, writers, DJs, KJs, TJs, cabbies, cooks, and bouncers for a 2011 BarFly Award today! Click here to go to the official nominations survey. Nominations for the 2011 BarFly Awards (a.k.a. &


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on March 18, 2011, 4:01 pm

Purpose Driven Drinking: BarFly's list of Bars showing the State of the Union address (SOTU)

Let's get political! Join your fellow Americans in bars across Portland, to watch tonight's State of the Union Address (SOTU). It starts at 6pm, otherwise known as happy hour, here on the left coast.  We'll be adding to this list, th


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on January 25, 2011, 10:30 am

And the 2010 BarFly Award Winners were...

FYI - even if you didn't get a confirmation message in reply to your vote last night, your vote was still received and counted. The service was just overwhelmed for a while, on the outgoing end.Congrats to all our nominees and winners, and thanks


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 12, 2010, 2:14 pm

BarFly Awards 2010: Rock the vote by text!

This year, the BarFly Awards are getting our text on, and going tree-free! All voting will be conducted via text message, between 8pm and 10pm, on Sunday, April 11th, during the BarFly Awards Gala. Even if you're among the hoi polloi who were not


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 8, 2010, 7:32 pm

And the 2010 BarFly Award Nominees are...

Nominees are listed alphabetically, by first name. Final voting will be conducted live at the 2010 BarFly Awards, at the Mount Tabor,  on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 8pm-12am. Please note, awards may not be given in this order at the event. Award pr


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on March 18, 2010, 11:07 pm

BarFly's List of New Year's Eve Shenanigans in Portland, Oregon

Keep checking back here for the all your Portland NYE poop. Is your bar hosting a New Year's Eve party? Drop us a line at info@barflypdx.com and we'll be sure to include you, too! Please include any and all pertinent info, including drink spe


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on December 18, 2009, 11:34 am

BarFly's List of Bars Open on Christmas in Portland, Oregon

Keep checking back here for bars offering Christmas cheer! Do you work and/or live at a bar that's open on Christmas? Drop us a line at info@barflypdx.com and we'll be sure to include your info, too. Be sure to include any and all pertinent i


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on December 18, 2009, 11:30 am

BarFlyArchive: Jen Lane's interview with the most popular man in Portland - John "Elvis" Shroder!

Way back in the halcyon days of late 2004, yours truly sat down for an interview with the most popular man in Portland, John "Elvis" Schroder. It originally appeared in abridged form, in one of the last-ever issues of the late, great, BarFl


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on September 21, 2009, 7:08 pm

BarFSPAM 7.7.09: Those darn kids! And Michael Jackson, of course.

While poking about for a juicy topic for this week's BarFlySpam, Kyle "Mr BarFly" Ritter, helpfully offered the following: "I learned a new word! 'Misopedia' - the morbid hatred of children!" So inspired, here is


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on July 7, 2009, 4:26 pm

BarFlyArchive: Jen Lane's interview with Portland's #1 Michael Jackson "supporter"

Way back in the halcyon days of 2003, BarFly's Miss Jen Lane interviewed Portland's number one Michael Jackson fan - Arica O'Dell - for a "BarFly Profile" featured in October 2003 issue (#44, for those of you with at home BarF


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on July 7, 2009, 3:05 am

BarFSPAM 6.24.09: Nerd Alert! BarFly's tips for the, ahem, socially awkward

Ever have one of those days, where every idea you have is immediately validated by the universe? No? Well, me neither, but as I was puzzling over what theme to awkwardly impress upon this week's BarFSPAM, whispered from the ether was a faint, &qu


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on June 24, 2009, 5:38 pm

BarFlySpam 6.17.09: With extra cheese and naked men - WIN tickets to the Men of Playgirl!

Hey, Ladies (and select Gentlemen): Know this - dreams do come true, and here's proof: You, yes, YOU, can win tickets, right here, right now, to the "Men of Playgirl" all-male nude revue, coming up on Wednesday, June 24th, at The Refec


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on June 17, 2009, 3:04 pm

BarFspam 5.29.09: Brunch of Champions, The Feud Returns, and Voodoo Gets Old

Dearest Darlings: First, may I trouble you with a practically sincere apology for last week's assault on your dainty sensibilities? I'll assume that anyone who is reading this was hardy enough to withstand Mr. "Potty Mouth" Ritter&


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on May 29, 2009, 4:38 pm

BarFly Wire: Not that I'm saying anything...

The Oregon Film Office is stimulating the local job market, by passing along an open casting call for "thugs, dockworkers, and bad guys."  (Oh, my!)  Immediate employment is being offered on the set of "Leverage," a TNT


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 7, 2009, 11:47 am

Memorial for slain motorcyclist and Power of County member, Dan Baldwin, set for Saturday, April 12, at Bossanova

The following is from a press release by Amy Cartwright.Portland’s Motorcycle and Music Communities Say Farewell to One of Their OwnPortland, OR (April 12, 2009) – A memorial service for Daniel Baldwin will take place at BossanovaBallroom


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 2, 2009, 7:04 am

BarFly Mailbag: Holy crap - It's Blondie! At Roseland!

Okay, so Deborah Harry didn't write to me, personally, but playing a show at my favorite music hall in Portland, Oregon - that's almost just as good.  Whoopee! - Jen Lane, BarFly  Double Tee Concerts Presents BLONDIE   F


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on November 18, 2008, 2:55 pm

BarFly Earful: Space Room in new orbit?

BarFly's friends at the rumor mill report that nice guy Seth Leavens, owner of Belmont's Inn, is now the proud papa of the venerable Hawthorne landmark, the Space Room. Any thoughts?


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on November 17, 2008, 4:42 pm

BarFly Mailbag: Dedicating Nov.7th screening of short film in memory of Doug Baum

From the desk of Karl Lind... Hi Jen, I don't believe we've ever met, I am a local PDX filmmaker, curator and videographer. I recently had the good fortune of working with the late Doug Baum on my most recent short film: "Karaoke G


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on November 5, 2008, 11:11 pm

Doug Baum, R.I.P.

Popular Portland bartender and film maker, Doug Baum, died in his sleep sometime in the wee hours of Thursday, October 23, 2008. He was thirty-eight years old. News of his death shocked friends, as Baum appeared to be in good health and high spirits,


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on October 24, 2008, 4:20 pm

BarFly Says: Tuesday Night's Alright!

Looking for something to do tonight? Try this trifecta: Trivia at Sewickly's, Trike Races at the Mount Tay-Tay, and Short-Shorts at Roscoe's... Tuesday Trivia at Sewickly's Shanrock's Triviology makes its weekly stop at Sewickly


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on September 30, 2008, 5:11 pm

A hundred bucks for a brand new BMW? Feeling lucky, punk?

BarFly's no math major, but a one-in-two-thousand chance for a $100 brand new BMW sounds like a sweet deal to us. Add in that the cash goes to a good cause (the Hemophilia Foundation of Oregon), and the auction takes place at a great bar (El Ga


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on August 15, 2008, 2:17 pm

Yet another beer festival...cancelled

In an unusually brilliant move, the OLCC effectively cancelled the completely redundant "All Oregon Ale Festival", by sitting on its permits until event organizers threw in the towel for 2008.  The press release is below.  Organiz


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on August 12, 2008, 10:02 pm

BarFly's Battle of the Band Vans - you've got to be in it, to win it!

BarFly’s Battle of the Band Vans takes place on Sunday, July 20th! Dozens of local bands will be proudly putting their road rigs on display, car-show style, competing for cash and prizes, at this exclusive BarFly Barbeque (it’s also our n


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on June 9, 2008, 1:57 am

BarFly loves a parade - especially when there’s Voodoo and doughnuts!

Voodoo Doughnut’s having a baby! They’re opening up a new shop tomorrow night, Friday, May 30th, just in time for their fifth anniversary, and they’re having a real, live parade to celebrate. The parade starts at 7pm sharp, but it i


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on May 29, 2008, 4:55 pm

BarFly Mailbag: Random Rant #3,692 "Fucky You BOG and Space Room"

You got a problem? Tell it to BarFly! Our mailbag is open for business 24/7. This random rant came in at approximately 3:27 a.m. this morning. I guess it was a rough night in the Stumble Zone. I just need to vent about two of my former favorite bars


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 16, 2008, 10:50 am

Pickles, Ammo, and a Red Dress - that's all I need!

When I’m not drinking, I’m often passed-out, but when I’m awake and not drinking, I’ve been known to do some walking. Usually no further than the closest bar. But this Saturday, I’ll be taking the long way to the nearest


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 11, 2008, 1:14 pm

Bye-Bye BarFly? Portland indie-media darling follows MySpace to News Corp

In your face, Facebook! News Corp invests record $480M in Portland, Oregon’s BarFly News giant now owns 0.367% of BarFly Industries, Inc. Portland, Ore. (AP) - The BarFly Worldwide Campus was abuzz this morning with the stunning news that


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on April 1, 2008, 4:08 pm

Total bummer: Brazen Bean loses lease, gets to kicked to curb

This just in... Hi BarFly,I ran into Kris [BarFly's fabulous intern] at Rontoms the other night and mentioned to her that The Brazen Bean, 2075 NW Glisan, may be closing.  Well now it's official.I have been a server and bartender there f


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on March 27, 2008, 4:58 pm

Nice Stackage! Voodoo Doughnut 5th Annual Cockfest is tonight

Not only do they make a bonus thirty cents an hour, it turns out men have A LOT more free time on their hands, than women. So much, that once a year, they compete to see which one can stack the most doughnuts on his man pole during Voodoo Doughnut&rs


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on March 26, 2008, 2:58 pm

THERE WILL BE PEEPS! Peeps Eating Contest & Easter Egg Hunt Saturday Night - win $100!

How many Peeps can you pack in your pie-hole? Not only can you win $50 in BarFly’s Easter Egg Hunt on Saturday, but if you win the Peeps eating contest, you’ll get another $50! How to be in it to win it? Jump on the BarFly Bus on Saturda


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on March 21, 2008, 11:59 am

Portland thieves steal Bridgetown comic’s hometown spirit!

A box of comedian Nick Mortensen’s homemade “Gay for Favre” t-shirts disappeared into the night, following a car break-in shortly after his arrival on our fair shores, last Thursday night. Mortensen, visiting Portland for the first


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on March 14, 2008, 3:45 pm

Bridgetown Comedy Fest brings sixty comedians to Portland - Patton Oswalt headlines! March 6-8, 2008

“A baby seal walks into a club...” If you think I’m funny, then I hope you brought enough to share, because the Bridgetown Comedy Festival makes its debut next week - Thursday, March 6th through Saturday, March 8th! Patton Oswalt,


Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on February 29, 2008, 5:44 pm

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