Fastest guns in the West...
WINNER! Jason Keebler (Mount Tabor Legacy - his second year running!)

Funniest bartender...
WINNER! Jedediah “Diamond” Aaker (Roscoe’s, AudioCinema)

Hottest item not on the menu
WINNER! Anna (The Slammer)

Nicest bouncer... Please include where they work, and if there's multiple locations with the same name, please be as specific as possible!
WINNER! Philly Chris (Dante’s, Sassy’s)

Sexiest stripper (the Monster/Busch Award)...
WINNER! Rivets (Union Jacks)

Bestest deejay ever...
WINNER! Atom 13 (B.O.G.)

Favorite cabbie
WINNER! Holly Morgan (Radio Cab)

Hottest hairstylist...
WINNER! Evette Reyes (Wack)

Most good writer
WINNER! Viva Las Vegas (Portland Mercury)

Best drunk
WINNER! Sarah X. Dylan (The Rick Emerson Show)

Most ghetto fabulous
WINNER! Jedediah “Diamond” Aaker (Roscoe’s, AudioCinema)

Best band for a one night stand...
WINNER! The Darlins

Hardest working man or woman in show business
WINNER! Storm Large (Storm and the Balls, Cabaret)

Starving artist most likely to get fat...
WINNER! Pasha (Pasha Productions

Most likely to be famous...
WINNER! Rick Emerson (The Rick Emerson Show)

Go to Guy (or Gal) of the year... (The Guys with Feelings Award)...
WINNER! Justin Lord (B.O.G., Mount Tabor Legacy)

Lifetime achievement award...
WINNER! Phil Ragaway (owner, B.O.G., Shanghai Tunnel, Tiny’s, Genies)

Thank you, Portland, for another fan-fucking-tasting BarFly Awards, and thanks to our fabulous sponsors for making it the party of the year, once again - Anheuser-Busch, Monster Energy Drink, Grolsch, Czechvar, BendistilleryBishops, a href="http://www.taboovideo.com">Taboo, and Guys With Feelings.