Just a quickie - tonight’s the night Strokejob takes the Dante’s stage by storm. You’ll be blown away by how much we sound like the Balls! Plus, under the lights, I look EXACTLY like Miss Large - except maybe just a little less tranny. Anyways, opening up the joint is the esteemed Mike D’s new project, Thee Bastards. Everyone keeps asking if he’s going to do any Beastie Boys’ material - I wouldn’t be surprised if a stripped down, acoustic, “Brass Monkey” makes it into the set, but expect more of this, ahem, “artist’s” solo work. You know how they are! Speaking of “artists”, you won’t want to miss Stephanie Smith’s tribute to The Ohio Players, Kleveland. Don’t miss a trick - get there EARLY.

Service Industrialists of the world, unite! The Year of the Pig kicks into gear this Sunday, and to celebrate, we’re rolling out an extra-special Sunday S.I.N. Bus.  If you’re lucky enough to work in the service industry, this is your BUS - don’t miss it. We’ll have extra-deep discounts for you, all night long, to thank you for your years of thankless slavery in the kitchens, dining rooms, wells, and doorways of our fair city.  NOT employed by the hospitality biz, but have Monday off and just dying to spend the Sabbath with the coolest people on the planet? You, too, are welcome to hop on pop! You better be a good tipper, though - we’ll all be watching.  There’s only about 12 tickets left, so grab ’em now, before they’re g-g-gone.

Leaving you wanting more,

Miss Jen Lane
BarFly Fame

P.S. Separated at birth?