Posted By Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame on Dec 6th, 2007 3:24 pm

Let the resentment begin!

Will Stumptown Coffee fall victim to Portland’s hallowed tradition of shitting all over its homebrewed heroes, when they meet success in the BIG CITY? The New York Times reports on Stumptown’s new outpost in New York City. Remember, there was a time when people thought Starbucks was cool, too. Click here to read the article.

Bathroom Graffiti

Kyle Ritter
Dec 6th, 2007
9:05 pm

I only drink coffee made with recycled grounds, not this sell out fresh roasted corporate shit.

Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame
Dec 7th, 2007
6:58 pm

I neither drink coffee, nor own a gas-powered vehicle, so in the morning I get myself going with a big, steaming cup of self-righteousness. With a side of cocaine, natch.

Misanthroptimist
Dec 10th, 2007
9:10 pm

I only drink coffee with booze in it, so I don't care how it tastes before the shot or two of Jameson. As long as it peels back my eyelids and makes me kick like a jacked up mule for a second or two, then everything will be just fine.

notoriouskelly
Jan 30th, 2008
11:21 pm

All the energy you save?

I USE.

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