
Will
Stumptown Coffee fall victim to Portland’s hallowed tradition of shitting all over its homebrewed heroes, when they meet success in the
BIG CITY?
The New York Times reports on
Stumptown’s new outpost in New York City. Remember, there was a time when people thought
Starbucks was cool, too.
Click here to read the article.
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I only drink coffee made with recycled grounds, not this sell out fresh roasted corporate shit.
I neither drink coffee, nor own a gas-powered vehicle, so in the morning I get myself going with a big, steaming cup of self-righteousness. With a side of cocaine, natch.
I only drink coffee with booze in it, so I don't care how it tastes before the shot or two of Jameson. As long as it peels back my eyelids and makes me kick like a jacked up mule for a second or two, then everything will be just fine.
All the energy you save?
I USE.