Dearest Darlings:

Just got back from two weeks worth of visiting my family in New York, and simultaneously, breaking up with the last notch in my bedpost, to boot. Once the shaking stops, I'll be swinging single for the first time in the better part of a year, so take this as your final warning, boys: duck and cover if you're not looking for ack-shawn. Keep your belts buckled and pants on tight - the game is ON.

Don't worry your tall, funny, smart, cat-loving little heads about maybe being "the rebound." What you need to bear in mind is that it's your only shot at me, so if I say jump, you better have some air in those Nikes, and leave the thinking for later. Anyways, I already tore up the pictures, tossed the keepsakes, and cleaned my toilet with his favorite t-shirt. And you know I only clean when I'm expecting company. So, go ahead, knock on my door - it's O-V-E-R. Bring on the fresh meat!

I bet thinking about my social life has got you thinking that it's time for you to have a social life, too. You know where's a great place to meet and greet? The BarF Bus! Of course, by meet and greet, I mean get completely plastered, forget how to spell your name, lose your underwear, or maybe a tooth, or both, then make-out with ten or twelve of your new best friends. You know how we roll (though our 'No D.N.A.' policy is strictly enforced!).

Blowing off steam sound good to you, too? Get on the stick - tickets are going fast for our next two BarFly Buses. There are only about 11 tickets left for Cinco de Drinko, and Strip-O-Rama is about halfway to sold out, too. In fact, there is only ONE STRIP-O-RAMA DISCOUNT TEN PACK left, so get it now, before it's gone. Individual tickets will still be available, but if you're planning on mounting a posse, do it today and save that $50. Get them right here, and/or hustle on over to http://www.barflymag.com, to peruse your options, there.


STRIP-O-RAMA X MYSTERY STRIP BAR BUS TOUR!
Saturday, June 16th, 2007
7pm-1am
$25 apiece or $200 for a group of ten • All cover charges included, special drink and dance deals all evening!

HEY, PERV! Shave those palms and get ready for a titillating night of 100% pure voyeurism on the tenth ever STRIP-O-RAMA BARFLY MYSTERY STRIP BAR BUS TOUR! Take in the scintillating sights on a tour showcasing Portland's infamous all-nude revues. Check your political correctness at the door, and get ready to let it all hang out on a tour that's definitely not for the faint of heart! Bachelor (and especially intrepid Bachelorette parties!) are welcome - you'll have more fun on the BarF Bus than in some cheesy limo (not to mention, save some serious cheddar, too).

Due to the EXTREME nature of this tour-de-force, tickets are priced at $25 apiece. Discounts are available for groups of ten or more ($200/ten tickets). That's like getting two tickets free, so rally your posse and save. Choose from the links below.

Click here for tickets to STRIP-O-RAMA X!

Are you popular? But a Ten Pack of tickets, and save $50 bucks! Click here to purchase a STRIP-O-RAMA X ten-pack for $200.

Yours, etc.,

Miss Jen Lane
BarFly Fame

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