Not only do they make a bonus thirty cents an hour, it turns out men have A LOT more free time on their hands, than women. So much, that once a year, they compete to see which one can stack the most doughnuts on his man pole during Voodoo Doughnut’s 5th annual Cockfest, which happens to be tonight, Wednesday, March 26th.

Think you’ve got what it takes? Pull out $25 out of all those extra thirty cents and enter the fray. There’s $300 on the line for the big winner, so think of it as an investment in you (and hope your stock doesn’t pull a Bear-Stearns). Intrigued? You can still register down at Voodoo Doughnut (22 SW Third) all day today, and up until 10pm, tonight, when Cockfest 2008 commences.

I guess I’ve got plenty of time on my hands, too, because when Cat Daddy and Tres asked me to officiate the ceremonies, I didn’t deliberate too long on my “YES!” Here’s hoping that “officiate” doesn’t have anything to do with “fluffing”. See you tonight at Voodoo - I’ll be the one NOT wearing knee-pads!



Speaking of things men do: There’s a new Strip-O-Rama in town! By popular demand, a springtime Strip-O-Rama has been added - on a Friday night, no less. Let the rejoicing begin! Strip-O-Rama XIII will be held Friday, April 25th, from 7pm-1am. Strip-O-Ramas are teflon-coated, recession-proof, ticket-selling machines, so if you want to get your perv on, click here to get your tickets now - THEY WILL SELL OUT.

Getting hitched in May? Here’s your bachelor party! (Bachelorettes warmly welcomed, too!) Grab a ten pack of tickets, save a cool $50 off individual ticket prices, and get your party planned in approximately sixty seconds. Such a deal, such a deal. Get your Strip-O-Rama XIII tickets by clicking right here, right now!



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Miss Jen Lane
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