Nominees, please, for the 2007 BarFly Awards!
Act fast! Nominations close at precisely 11:59pm on Monday, October 29th, so hit the survey, now. Once our crack staff of CPAs collate and rank the popular vote, we’ll announce the top four nominees in each category on Tuesday, October 30th, and issue the remaining VIP invites for the Awards Gala on Sunday, November 4th, to our lucky drawing winners!
When making your nominations, please give as much identifiying info about the nominee, as possible - like their full name, where they work, phone number, their email address, MySpace, FaceBook, etc., stuff like that. We're not going to sell anyone into white slavery or stalk them any more than usual, but we'll need to track them down. Your answers will be kept completely confidential, and yes, you may nominate yourself (but don't just say "ME", give your name, please). Multiple nominees are hunky-dory, too. Multiple surveys from the same person - not hunky dory. One survey per person, please!
THIS IS 100% LOCALS ONLY, SO PLEASE LIMIT YOUR NOMINEES TO CURRENT PORTLAND RESIDENTS, ONLY!
Anyone (over 21, that is!) may fill out the survey anonymously, but if you want to be in it to win it, please include your email address at the end of your completed survey - we’ll draw 50 random addresses for personal invitations to this otherwise VIP-only event. A word on privacy - We won’t use your email addresses for anything else, and they’ll be discarded after the drawing. Feel free to forward this page or link to any interested parties of your choice.
Have questions? Email jen@barflymag.com. By the by, I really appreciate all the votes I've personally received already, but I AM NOT ELIGIBLE, so please vote for other people and just send me money, okay?
Click here to make your nominations, now!
For a list of who last year’s big winners were, read on...
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Miss Jen Lane
BarFly Fame
The 2006 BarFly Award Winners were...
1. Fastest guns in the West?
WINNER! Jason Keebler (Sabala's)
2. Funniest bartender?
WINNER! Kelly "Gator" Gately (Dante's)
3. Hottest item not on the menu
WINNER! Stephanie (Sabala's, Doug Fir)
4. Nicest bouncer? Please include where they work, and if there's multiple locations with the same name, please be as specific as possible!
WINNER! Crack La Rock (Doug Fir, Fez)
5. Sexiest stripper
WINNER! Malice (Devils Point, Sassy's, Devil's Point, Union Jacks, Sinferno Caberet)
6. Bestest deejay ever?
WINNER! Disk Jockey Gregarious (Fez)
7. Favorite cabbie
WINNER! Enrique (Radio Cab) Holly Morgan (Radio Cab) Hovering (Radio Cab)
8. Hottest hairstylist?
WINNER! Crystal Eppinger (Bishops on Alberta)
9. Most good writer
WINNER! Night Cabbie (Willamette Week)
10. Best drunk
WINNER! Kelly “Gator” Gately (Starantula, Dante's)
11. Most ghetto fabulous
WINNER! DJ Paula B (Berbati's, XV)
12. Best band for a one night stand?
WINNER! The Nice Boys
13. Hardest working man or woman in show business
WINNER! Noah Mickens of Someday Lounge
14. Most likely to be famous?
WINNER! Jen Folker of Dahlia
15. Lifetime achievement award?
WINNER! John “Elvis” Schroeder
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Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame Blog Archive
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- BarFlyArchive: Jen Lane's interview with Portland's #1 Michael Jackson "supporter"
- BarFSPAM 6.24.09: Nerd Alert! BarFly's tips for the, ahem, socially awkward
- BarFlySpam 6.17.09: With extra cheese and naked men - WIN tickets to the Men of Playgirl!
- BarFspam 5.29.09: Brunch of Champions, The Feud Returns, and Voodoo Gets Old
- BarFly Wire: Not that I'm saying anything...
- Memorial for slain motorcyclist and Power of County member, Dan Baldwin, set for Saturday, April 12, at Bossanova
- BarFly Mailbag: Holy crap - It's Blondie! At Roseland!
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- Doug Baum, R.I.P.
- BarFly Says: Tuesday Night's Alright!
- A hundred bucks for a brand new BMW? Feeling lucky, punk?
- Yet another beer festival...cancelled
- BarFly's Battle of the Band Vans - you've got to be in it, to win it!
- BarFly loves a parade - especially when there’s Voodoo and doughnuts!
- BarFly Mailbag: Random Rant #3,692 "Fucky You BOG and Space Room"
- Pickles, Ammo, and a Red Dress - that's all I need!
- Bye-Bye BarFly? Portland indie-media darling follows MySpace to News Corp
- Total bummer: Brazen Bean loses lease, gets to kicked to curb
- Nice Stackage! Voodoo Doughnut 5th Annual Cockfest is tonight
- THERE WILL BE PEEPS! Peeps Eating Contest & Easter Egg Hunt Saturday Night - win $100!
- Portland thieves steal Bridgetown comic’s hometown spirit!
- Bridgetown Comedy Fest brings sixty comedians to Portland - Patton Oswalt headlines! March 6-8, 2008
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- OLCC Sting Operation, Wednesday, December 12th?
- Let the resentment begin!
- Be all the BarFly you can be as BarFly's first INTERN!
- BarFlymag.com Uber Alles!
- Two G-Spots, One Night - You’re coming, right?
- My new G-Spot! Mapquest it if you can't find it.
- Deejay Meee-owww (a.k.a. Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame) scratching at short-shorts tonight, at Roscoe's!
- Hot, fresh, BarFly Spam: BarFly's Back in Print + Social Event of the Season + Strip-O-Rama X times 2!
- My heart breaking sounds like opportunity knocking
- First he plays our anniversary party, now this!
- Win tickets to Hell's Belles at Dante's on Saturday, say sayonnara to Sabala's on Sunday!
- Split Lip Rayfield's Kirk Rundstrom Succumbs to Cancer
- Friday I’ve got Sunday on my mind
- Me and Anna Nicole, among other extremely important things you should drop everything to read about right now
- Portland is so creative!
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- Here, kitty, kitty!
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- Holy crap, there really is a god.
- Holy Crap! There really is a god
- By popular demand... A SECOND BUS FOR ST. PAT’S!
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- Pass the BarF, please
- Best. Thing. Ever!
- Holy crap!
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- Feud TODAY @ Ash Street + New Quiz: Stoner, Lush, or Slush!
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