Dearest Darlings:

I am pleased as punch to present none other than Portland's premier one-man hot dog band, Frank Furter and the Hot Dogs, live at The Slammer for today's T.G.I.BarFly, from 5-8pm!

The Slammer will be serving up FREE HOT DOGS and $2.50 drinks the whole darn time. Now, that's entertainment!



If you haven't seen Frank Furter and the Hot Dogs, you haven't really lived, so you best get thee to The Slammer (500 SE 8th [at Stark]), post-haste. The ack-shawn kicks in at 5pm.

For your further delight, we'll have Babe Force BarFly's Lovely Rita, working the room, giving away gift certificates galore from our fabulous July T.G.I.BarFly sponsors: Voodoo Doughnut, Pix Patisserie, Genie's Cafe, and Jane "Aesthetician to the Stars" Cowan.

As per always, we'll have plenty of hot off the screen printer BarFly t-shirts and BarFly Bus Tour Tickets for your winning pleasure, as well.

T.G.I.BarFly - be in it to win it!

Word to your mothers,

Miss Jen Lane
BarFly Fame

T.G.I.BarFly! BarFly's new pop-up happy hour party pops up at The Slammer, Friday, July 8th with Frank Furter and the Hot Dogs LIVE! Bonus: Free hot dogs!



T.G.I.BarFly is BarFly's new Friday happy hour pop-up party, rocking and rolling into a new bar, every week. On Friday, July 8th, T.G.I.BarFly pops up at The Slammer, with a special live performance by Portland's favorite one-man-hot-dog-band, Frank Furter and the Hot Dogs! In honor of Frank Furter's appearance, the Slammer will be serving up free hot dogs, throughout the festivities.

Come on down to The Slammer to enjoy the aforementioned free hot dogs and $1 beers and $2.50 well drinks, from 5pm-8pm. Frank Furter and the Hotdogs will be performing at approximately 6:30pm.

This is our ninth T.G.I.BarFly outing. Every Friday, T.G.I.BarFly will bring the party to a different bar, with fabulous deejays, occasional live bands, appearances by Babe Force BarFly, silly contests, raffles, prizes galore, free appetizers, and happy hour deals and steals galore. Get your weekend off and running at T.G.I.BarFly!

While Frank Furter and the Hotdogs entertains, Miss Tyler Tronson, fearless leader of Babe Force BarFly (a.k.a. the BarFly Bikini Team, our new promo 'street team') will be working the room, holding contests and raffles for fabulous prizes.

Be in it to win it this Friday, July 8th, at The Slammer, for prizes including:

Gift certificates for the services of the "Aesthetician to the Stars," Jane Cowan!

Gift certificates for Pix Patisserie! Pix has two fabulous location - the original outpost, on SE Division, and in North Portland, on Williams. Check out their over-the-top Bastille Day celebration on Saturday, July 16th - click here.

Gift certificates for Voodoo Doughnut! Look for a bigger and even more awesome Voodoo Doughnut I to re-open this Saturday, July 9th. BarFly's own Jedediah performs with his band, Hog Wild, at 3pm, and it's free and open to all ages!

Gift certificates for Genies! Breakfast Bloodies at Genies have been a southeast hangover ritual for years - get some!

Of course, we'll also have $50 gift certificates for the BarFly Bus and assorted BarFly t-shirts and other paraphernalia.

This is only our ninth time trying out the T.G.I.BarFly pop up party thing, so please come on down toThe Slammer, and show your pretty and oh-so-handsome faces on Friday evening. It's right after work, from 5pm-8pm - the perfect pre-func for your Friday night!

That's this Friday, July 8th, from 5pm-8pm, at The Slammer. Be all the BarFly you can be - BE THERE!

T.G.I.BarFly
Friday, July 8th, 2011
5pm-8pm
The Slammer,
at 500 SE 8th (at Stark)

Free hot dogs, $2.50 well!

Exclusively 21+, of course.

If you'd like to do a T.G.I.BarFly pop-up happy hour party at your bar, please reply here, or email info@barflypdx.com.

P.S. You can now join us on Facebook and on Twitter. Whoopee.

It's BarFly Bus Sale Time! Every summer, we do an extra-special sale on our ever popular Halloween and New Year's Eve 2011 BarFly Bus tickets. Save $100-$150, on discount ten-ticket packs, and be the envy of all your friends!

This seven day sale only lasts until Friday, July 15th, 2011, and quantities are limited, so hop to for significant savings on social capital that's a guaranteed great return!

Only 5 discount ten-packs each will be sold for Halloween and New Year's Eve 2011, so get yours, today. See below for your Halloween and New Year's Eve Special Sale tickets, now.

Ooky-Spooky Twelfth Annual Halloween BarFly Bus Tour!
Saturday, October 29th, 2011
7pm-1am
SPECIAL SALE: 10 tix/$150 (sale prices good 7/08-15/2011; regularly: $25 apiece or $200 for ten)
All cover charges and appetizers included! Drink specials galore!
COSTUMES MANDATORY - multiple costume contests!

Trick or treat to the max onboard the 12th Annual Ooky-Spooky Halloween BarFly Bus! There'll be thrills and chills all night long as we visit some of the scariest haunts in Portland. Multiple costume contests throughout the night with fun prizes (and sometimes even cold, hard cash!), too.

Halloween is our most popular tour of the year for a reason - IT KICKS ASS! Make no mistake - COSTUMES ARE MANDATORY! FYI - all ten of last year's Halloween BarFly Buses sold out weeks in advance.

Save $100 and get your Halloween 2011 discount ten-pack for only $150! Buy now - sale ends Friday, July 15th, 2011, and only 5 discount Halloween ten-packs will be sold, so get yours today. Please use the button below to make your purchase. Save $150 on New Year's Eve 2011 10-packs! Only $150 for ten tickets until 7/15/11!

11th Annual New Year's Eve BarFly Bus Tour
Friday, December 31st, 2011
7pm-1am
SPECIAL SALE: $150 (sale prices good 7/08-15/2011; regularly: $30 apiece or $200 for ten)
All cover charges, hors d'oeuvres, drink specials, champagne toast, infernal noisemakers and traditional NYE paraphernalia included!

Say goodbye to 2011 and auld lang syne BarFly-style aboard the New Year's Eve 2011 BarFly Bus! Trust BarFly to ring in the New Year properly - and amateur-free!

Leave the driving and the planning and bullshit to us, and all you'll need to do is figure out what to wear (no dress code on the Bus!) and who you're gonna kiss at midnight. Midnight champagne toast, infernal noisemakers, silly hats, and all the traditional NYE trimmings, included.

WARNING: Year after year, all ten New Year's Eve BarFly Buses sell out in record time - get your tickets early!

Buy a special sale discount 10-pack of tickets, and save $150 bucks! Click here to purchase a New Year's Eve 2011 ten-pack for $150. Buy today - sale ends 7/15/11, and only 5 discount NYE 2011 ten-packs will be sold.