What is funnier is that you read the Weiden Kennedy blog. Why don't you go get yourself some Tina Fey glasses, a Mac, and acquire an air of smug self righteousness while you are at it?
Let's try this again. I'm sorta kinda supposed to go to this other thing, but if YOU're going to Club 21 happy hour tomorrow, I'm prolly gonna have to bail on it - I can't miss another chance to cop a feel from JessiLixx. Especially since this summer is already turning out to be a reprise of 2005. Let's warm it up for the Barfly party (our two year anniversary!)!
Oh, man, no fair! I hung out at Club 21 last night and you weren't there! (I'm a poet and didn't know it!) Come meet us at Yen Ha this Satiddy nite, tho!
Jizzle! I met the Thai version of you in New York City! Obviously, I was entranced with her. I kept lunging at her all night and trying to get her to make out with me. For some reason, her boyfriend didn't mind.
Bathroom Graffiti
What is funnier is that you read the Weiden Kennedy blog. Why don't you go get yourself some Tina Fey glasses, a Mac, and acquire an air of smug self righteousness while you are at it?
What? Roarfdsf arweh wery ywe! What?
my name is Jessica. I try to talk like Brandon but I'm stupid at it.
Let us drink then. Bring Steiny.
Well fuck, you should request to receive incoming calls or something
Brandon says you are all BFF and you scavenge through his underwear floor.
Jessi for the assist!
You suck at BarFly. 147 days sober. Terrible.
Let's try this again. I'm sorta kinda supposed to go to this other thing, but if YOU're going to Club 21 happy hour tomorrow, I'm prolly gonna have to bail on it - I can't miss another chance to cop a feel from JessiLixx. Especially since this summer is already turning out to be a reprise of 2005. Let's warm it up for the Barfly party (our two year anniversary!)!
Oh, man, no fair! I hung out at Club 21 last night and you weren't there! (I'm a poet and didn't know it!) Come meet us at Yen Ha this Satiddy nite, tho!
Jizzle! I met the Thai version of you in New York City! Obviously, I was entranced with her. I kept lunging at her all night and trying to get her to make out with me. For some reason, her boyfriend didn't mind.
Ha pleasures in large format on the 19th
I've pretty much boycotted every bar in town. Which means that the only places I can drink now are Applebees and Red Lobster.
I learned a lot!
We should have an evening together soon. One involving booze and your copy of Vice's Guide to Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll
Nope, it's Dougsy Malone
OH yeah? When i look at you my boner goes inward.