Last call! You ignore it. Bar closing! You rack up a new game on the pool table. Your friend decides that now is a good time to put money in the poker machine. Pulling drinks! You clutch your beer like you're a heroin addict and they're stealing your methadone. Meanwhile your friend is convinced he's about to get a royal flush and won't cash out. By now they've shouted 10 times that the bar's closed and you have to leave. You act like you didn't hear any of it. In fact, you can't believe their nerve in not letting you finish your pool game. Now they are turning out the lights and waiting for you to exit so they can lock the door. This is when you decide you have to use the bathroom. I hate you.