Are you an incredibly frugal alcoholic? Would you rather drink Brut Cologne than spend one more penny on pricey well drinks? Do you still desire the atmosphere of a bar so you can try out your poor social skills? Do you throw hissy fits and scream "I'm avant garde! Over the top! Unicorns, tigers, and deer are sooooooo over!"?

If you only resemble that last remark, I'd agree with you but I still hate you. Otherwise like I'd highly recommend the Red Room on NE 82nd for the cheap stuff. They have six mystery flavors of full of some of the some godawful looking fluids selling for $1.00 per shot. That's right, for the cost of feeding 6 Bangladeshi sweatshop workers a day you can generate a sufficient buzz while ogling decrepit video poker hags and admiring a strangely elated Emo kid's mad Guitar Hero skills. As NE 82nd's usual suspects step forward to join you in the magically cheap taster session, do not tell them that the aquamarine colored shot is in bottle #3.