I'm obssesed with Bruce Sussman. I want to drink a makey-make with him. I discovered that his wife Kelli Sussman is also my competitor.

I am not an aspiring icy conditions identifier. I am but a man. A man amongst men such as Bruce Sussman.



I gleened a tidbit of information about meteorological legacy of the Sussman family off the KGW.com website.

Bruce has a cousin name Brian: He is a meteorologist as well.
Bruce has a cousin name Brad: He is a meteorologist as well.
The Sussman boys all have names that start with "B".

One of Bruce's hobbies listed in his biography is "looking at clouds". Betcha didn't know that, loser.

Bruce is the man I want to drink with.