How many times have you been at a bar and met someone named "Ashleigh" or "Kaitlynn" with some silly spelling. That was rhetorical. It's like they tweak the spelling of names so they can be original, but sound the same. How stupid is that. Were they drunk on makey make ?

The funny way to name kids is to give them a really fucked up spelling, like with no vowels.
For instance you can spell you sons name Hbrcssmn and but tell him his name is pronounced "Bruce", as in "Bruce Sussman".

Or maybe you can name him Kmrrtn with a silent K but just prounounce it "Martin".

What is really funny, is that when he is in school, or at some work function with a "Hello My name is", all these people will fumble around trying to pronounce it, and they'll figure that you, his parents, named your son after a romantic dinner of raw goat meat during your days as volunteers in Africa. They'll praise him for his parents deeds. Then he will respond, "No you stupid fucking fruitcake. My name is pronounced Martin."