Posted By
Kyle Ritter on June 9, 2005, 12:25 pm
Drink like the Amish
Blingin' with bass in your horse drawn buggyGot yer handmade denim pants that are saggin' cause ya thuggy
In the barn with homies raise the roof with the beat
Some hardcore Amish taking over the streets
Those drunken Amish kids
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