Posted By Kyle Ritter on July 13, 2005, 6:21 pm

Rialto Has Finally Re-opened

We just recieved word that the Rialto pool hall super duper off-track betting facility placey place has finally re-opened. That lounges, I use to really enjoy going there. I guess I'll have to go stick my head in for a makers.

Also, sea otters are real dicks after you share your whiskey with them. I was just hanging out in a bed of kelp the other day and this young adult otter pulls up next to me with some abilone and I was like "hey man, I'll pour you a shot if you can give a nice chunk of mollusk meat." He twitched his whiskers, which is the universal sign for "deal!". So I poured a shot of makey make in a sea snail shell and after he drank it the little fucker threw this rock he was using to crack shells at me.

Man, fuck otters. Assholes.

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