If you have read any of my blogs for any length of time, you'll know I talk about peg all of the time.

After the 4th of July Whack Off, Dave from Stunt Doubler posted this picture of Peg aka Brandon getting "dipped". I guess getting "dipped" actually means shoved into firework carnage and rolling around helplessly, exclaiming "Oh god, why do you guys think this is a good way?" while assorted change, driver's licenses, and 25 cent wristbands fall out of your pocket.

You see, Peg is where the action is it. It stands to reason he'd make a great action figure. Like a GI Joe or transformer, or just plain old Play Doh that you can throw at the wall and roll up into assorted shapes.

He even has features that would make the other kids envious. Take a look at some of the key features included when you get Peg.

(1) - Hand with realistic slumber grope action.
(2) - A one time wearer plaid pant, worn for several days while fondling the couch cushions
(3) - I hate these things
(4) - Replacement leg

Special New Way! Special edition model comes with a horse head penis protector.