I love all you anonymous reviewers and your wonderfully shitty reviews. I mean, it is pretty clever to write "Dotn go here iIt sucks and tehy are dix l8r peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". While some of these are lucky enough to make the approval, I'm really getting tired of deleting the absolute shit that you people write. I don't care if what I write sucks, I only care if what you write sucks, get it?

Anyway, Mike Garvey wrote a kick ass review about the Jasmine Tree, and you should use that as a template you fools. I couldn't help but wonder if the quip about the upside down visor had something to do with my avatar, and then I remembered 'Wait a minute. Who cares?". Besides, it was placed on my head for five minutes by a ridiculously entertaining fat girl in lowrider jeans, North Carolina jersey, and dancing sexy to herself in a mirror at Yen Ha. So I am amongst those who rock.

People who don't rock include Richard Beer, but that is only because he is a fat man with a bellyfull of insecurities. Also, he has a beard, which makes him suspect.