Sorry to have to tell you this way, but it's true. I am a member of the smartest Trivia team in the world.

Other people on the team include Gina Jameson and Aaron Reichenberger. We all have our strengths, for instance, I was good at questions involving clams. and Aaron rocked the comic book scene.

Speaking of Aaron, who has rapidly climbed the ranks in the "The funniest people I know" category, he has written a great article about picking up the check out girl at Wild Oats. I usually just try to insult their sensibilities by carrying mass quantities of unorganic non-free-range baby LAMB! Eat the fruits of the sheep child, oh checker girl. You miserable puke shoe you, look at my delicious meat. Juicy!