Contestants are needed, according to Miss Jen Lane's email about the Valentine's Day Dysfunctional Family Feud. Details are below.

Fuck reading, I want in damn it!

At BarFly, we take pride in having engendered thousands of hook-ups over the years, and now we'd like to help you into what could be your next one-night-stand of a lifetime! On Tuesday, February 14th, BarFly presents a Dysfunctional Family Feud just for swinging singles like your sweet selves - BACHELORS VS BACHELORETTES! We're looking for a few good men and women - could you be one? Take our scientifically prepared BarF-Harmony SINGLES' SURVEY, and you just might find yourself in a showcase showdown of looooove, on Valentine's Day! Contestants get all kinds of free drinks and cool prizes, so take our survey and throw your hat in the ring - V.D. could turn out to be your lucky day!

Where's the survey? Why, it's right here: Take the survey for a chance to be a contestant