Trivia Jock Shanrock is now Shanrocking the factually challenging trivia scene at Holman's. That makes it the second coolest thing at Holman's, the first being the wheel that you get to spin after you eat.

Although, when I really think about it, I wish it was more like Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, aptly titled because before Thunderdome, many of us could not comprehend what could possibly be beyond it. Shit, before Thunderdome, the earth might as well have been flat, but once we got beyond that, we became the post apocolyptic Magellans, aimlessly driving the the dusty outback in search of more precious gasoline so that we can aimlessly drive the barren outback in search of fuel to drive more with and stuff.

I digress...I wish you only got to spin the wheel at Holman's after you decided you didn't want to pay for your food or drink after you consumed it. You know, like a Bust the Deal, Face the Wheel kind of thing. And instead of winning a free meal, they make you ride a horse through the Dixie Tavern with bottle of GHB tied to it's nose, and then a monkey punches a tit and something else really bad ass happens like the horse gets sucked into some dude's popped collar and then these kids who talk all retarded think you are the Messiah and they try to make your bedroom set into some sort of falcon then some guy tries to look menacing by tying a pony on stick to his back. But since he sucks, the only thing he ever really does is flip you off when you crash the train and send the kids off ot the fabled ruins of the Grand Ole Opry.

That is what Holman's should be doing with their beautiful wheel of fortune. But since they aren't, Shanrock's Trivia is pretty good, and she has a mean Aunty Entity voice, and you do get a chance to win fabulous prizes and glorious merchandise. You might even get to spin the wheel, but don't be surprised if PegLeg tries to pull an embargo, and you find yourself in an ethical dilemma: Smash Leg with a croquet mallet, or take pity because Leg is a just a sorry fake cripple leg, while Peg is the high pitched voice having guy who psychologically and intellectually dominates the Leg to do his bidding.