So there I am just minding my own business in the cozy coastal beach town of Encinitas CA. You might wonder what that business might be, well I'll tell you. My business was ROCKING with Dave J on Stuntdoubler's our fabulous west coast tour.

Anyway, there we are at the Daily Double Saloon, just kicking ass when Dave J announces to the audience that we are from Portland, Oregon. And these two young ladies gazing adoringly up at us begin throwing bras and screaming and crying "Oh my god, we are from Portland!"

So we chat them up and they tell us they are sisters on vacation and work at the Dixie Tavern. Even though my feelins for the Dixie Tavern are the opposite of love, maybe I'll go and sign autographs on their boobs and they can tell their friends how awesome we are.