Considering the large amount of drunken sex that goes on in the drinking community, it stands to reason that sometimes you get knocked up. Maybe a shotgun wedding ensues, maybe you start stripping, or fall behind on your child support. That shouldn't stop you from taking your little adorable, loud muouthed, moist handed, covered in wet cheetos dust bundle of joy for a night on the town. Maybe little Ashley wants to see her daddy get drunk and hit on the waitress, or maybe little Teddy wants to see his mommy flaunting her g-string and lower back tramp stamp.

If the young families of today can not drink together, the very fabric of family values will decay until the point where the only reason we breed kids is so that they can work in factories making sweaters for chihuahuas or dangled over the edge of boat to to be used as shark bait.

So, all you child having friends of the drinking world, here is a list of Kid Friendly Bars & Restaurants in Portland. It doesn't mean that they are liked, just that there presence is barely tolerated.