Maybe I'm an opportunist, or just a nice guy, but I couldn't believe no one had registered stormlargenude.com, give there have been about 5 billion google queries for Storm Large Nude since she told Tommy Lee "If you want to see my beaver, you have to ask Google where it is. Because Google always knows." I wanted to snap it up before domain horders got to it, like when I tried to buy janetjacksonstit.com. One tit, not two.

Anyway, I figured I could hand it over to her once she is done with her Rockstar thing and shed myself of the shame.