The rumor mill has it that the legendary Satyricon will be making it's third go of it with it's third grand opening tonight, presumably under a third owner. As I understand, it will be an all ages establishment until they get their damn liquor license, then one side (what used to be Fellini's) will serve booze while the other side serves Hot Doggs, Cotton Candy, Fun Dipp, and Mr. Pibb to hip kids dressed in ladies pants and ironic tributes to glam metal.

From billings I've seen, it looks like it's trying to remain truer to it's roots than the last ill fated 80s night attempt. I'm apprehensive that it will live up to it's iconic status of yesteryear. Sometimes, legends are just best left alone to wallow in their legendary legendry.

Correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm not.