Hearty drinkers rejoice, you should never have to worry about liver failure again thanks to a miracle drug called "Sulphasalazine".

A cheap and readily available drug could reverse severe liver disease, even in patients who find it impossible to give up booze, research suggests.
BBC Article

The drug called is currently used to treat inflammatory bowel disease, so it's a double whammy: Fix your liver and poop better. I ain't no damn scientist, but the part of the word "Sulph" may indicate that your farts will smell of Sulphur, and "zine" may refer to the benefits it has to BarFly readers.