Miss Mona and I ran into a diminutive Portland celebrity last night! We ran smack into the charmingly elf-like MATT ZAFFINO, on the second floor landing of the Crystal Ballroom, during the extra-fabulous Rufus Wainwright's tour-de-force (two words: rhinestone lederhosen!) in progress, upstairs. Miss Mona had just mentioned to me that she had made his acquaintance somewhere or other over the weekend, so bumping into him here was no coincidence. It was pretty obvious that he was stalking her, lurking outside the ladies' room door then 'pretending' not to quite remember her. "I was rolling hard on acid..." Mona refreshed his memory for him. I piped in with a non sequitur that seemed a propos at the time, helpfully informing the petit weathermeister, "We did cocaine with Anthony Bourdain!" to which Mr Zaffino cheerily replied, "Well, you're two up on me, then", and hastily beat a path into the men's room.

Kyle~
This cracks me up....In Germany if your tall enough to stand at the bar,your old enough to drink.
How does that work in historic Newberg?,do they even have bars there?, or does the lil' guy have to drive to Spirit Mt. to get his "spirit" on???Hahahaha..."Little Alcoholic,Big Liver".
~Gravy