Sometimes I wake up pretty early, even after having expensive drinks in fancy locations with MC Avenue Horse. And sometimes, the best thing to wake up and read is this ongoing review of Club 205 that expresses extreme enthusiasm for the spreading of the cunt lips. The writer, known as "bareback rider", makes me feel as if I'd read a letter to Penthouse. If not that, it makes me feel as if I just read a website dedicated to erotic Tina Yothers fan fiction. I can't make up my mind, either way, it made my morning shine.