Posted By Kyle Ritter on Feb 21st, 2007 2:49 pm

Outlaws has been Outlawed

We are no longer accepting any reviews for Outlaws

Why? Because it was a constant source of problems and totally nullified the reason user reviews exist in the first place.

Here is a cross section of the people who wrote reviews over the past year for Outlaws:

  • Owner/Promoters
  • Enthusiastic staff
  • Disgruntled Ex-employees
  • Asshole customers full of piss and vinegar about a $1.50 drink charge dispute
  • Hipsters who went there just so they could talk about how much it sucks
  • Hipsters who are upgrading their tastes to Ironic 2.0 and talk about how awesome it is
  • A Few Vindictive Roller Girls
  • Competitors who write negative things which helps further the stereotype that country themed bar owners are the biggest douchebags on the fucking planet.

I don't know what it is about these country/rock themed bars and why they attract so many tools. Thunder Ranch and Dukes are also guilty of pulling the same thing. At least the lady who was spamming reviews for Thunder Ranch did have the decency to write me an email and apologize, however the damage was already done. I'm considering not even bothering listing American Cowgirls so I can avoid all this gosh dang horsefeathers bull pucky rootin' tootin'.

I hate to have a dress code for a bar review website, it totally goes against the spirit of what I enjoy, but these all hat/no horse establishments having been driving me batshit so I'm inclined to stop the fun before it starts by banning all bars that cater to the Urban cowboy crowd. I never would have thought these guys could be so petty and whiny. You guys are the pansies of the west.

Bathroom Graffiti

Yamada
Feb 21st, 2007
3:07 pm

o-kay, for the rest of day i'm going to wonder if i'm a
"Hipster who went there just so they could talk about how much it sucks"
or a "Vindictive Roller Girl"

Kyle Ritter
Feb 21st, 2007
5:59 pm

Yamada, you are definitely the vindictive roller girl. You gonna be at the Ash tomorrow?

Yamada
Feb 21st, 2007
7:27 pm

i usually stop by at least for a couple of pints during happy hour.
Barfly having one of those "family feuds" or something?

Edella
Feb 21st, 2007
9:37 pm

First Kyle in regular pants now Yamanda in a roller girl get-up...dear lord I can't handle anymore!

Edella
Feb 21st, 2007
9:40 pm

Sorry Yamada :) And I want to be the
Asshole customers full of piss and vinegar about a $1.50 drink charge dispute..
:)

Kyle Ritter
Feb 21st, 2007
11:50 pm

I was going to check out that Fist of Dishonor thing going on. Rumor has it there is supposed to be something sweet happening that involves aliens. I probably won't be regular wearing pants.

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