Whoever runs the Yen Ha myspace page has been posting quotes he/she has overheard there. It reminded me of how much I love the Yen Ha. The pearls of wisdom contained within it's dark, kind of pee smelling walls are priceless.

Yen Ha on beauty: You look like a bucket of lard filled with armpits.

Yen Ha on Darwin: I'll piss on it.  Really, it's ok.. it's low voltage.  I restore houses people!  I know what I'm doing.

Yen Ha on sunny dispositions: I don't trust anyone that doesn't enjoy sneering.

I don't want to copy and paste the whole thing because that is tacky, so here is a link to more, and more, and even more.