The Portland Mercury loves to report important news such as the fact that I quit smoking and the my new found love of wearing pants. It stands to reason that this is the only kind of notable news they could gleen from our site. While liquor flows freely here at BarFly HQ, sometimes the information flows with the consistency of cocaine boogers. When I don't know what's hot, I turn to PoMe*. And this time PoMe delivers:

The all new old but new Satyricon is getting it's liquor license! Exclaim more!!, the headline exclaims here.

That's about it I guess. I don't even have anything to say about Satyricon, I just wanted to use it as an excuse to post something.

*I was trying to come up with a def and dope new way to reference the Portland Mercury. Calling it the Merc is totally played out. I think people should take a new approach and use a neo-unofficial-nickname such as NoPo and other cute little portmanteushups or whatever they are called. with a sweet PoMe. It's a cry for pity! Po' Me!